Things to do at school so people think your crazy

So funny


1. grin insainly at random people.

2.get a trolly and start ramming into the wall.when people start asking you what your doing scream IT WONT LET ME GO TO HOGWARTS

3.follow random people around singing the jaws theme tune.

4.dress up in camoflage and role around on the floor singing james bond like your on a secret mission

5.go to the toy isle ,open a lightsaber and run around pokeing random people saying LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.

6.drop to the floor , curl up into a ball and screm MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

7.run around in a huge bra and knickers

8.put a dora the explora doll in the middle in the isle, when someone picks it up say swiper no swiping

9.Run to the window, then say, "sorry, I thought I saw the bat signal."

10.At a quiet time, shout out "marco" and in a squeeky voice shout out "polo senior."

11.everytime someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.

12.Name your pen Mr.Pen, talk to him often, and go mad if Mr.Pen commits suicide.(fall off of the table)
13.Have a funeral for Mr.Pen

14. Pluck out someone's hair and yell out "DNA!"

15. super glue a quarter to the floor.