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  1. apples
    25th Oct 2009 11:59
    15 years, 1 month & 6 days ago
  2. Female Comebacks
    3rd Oct 2009 07:32
    15 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
3rd Oct 2009 07:32

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

ilovepower
hahahahahahasoooooo funny!
114 years & 6 months ago 3rd Jun 2010 08:36
 
ummmm....ok?? haha i kno its AWESOME!!!!
115 years, 1 month & 6 days ago 25th Oct 2009 12:01
 
i laugh so hard i'd die!!!!!
115 years, 1 month & 12 days ago 19th Oct 2009 16:09
 
  1. apples
    25th Oct 2009 11:59
    15 years, 1 month & 6 days ago
  2. Female Comebacks
    3rd Oct 2009 07:32
    15 years, 1 month & 29 days ago