Choose 3 letters. Maybe they're the first 3 letters of your name or just random ones and pick your phrase by choosing the beginning, middle or end part of the phrase that corresponds to your 3 letters.

A-I skipped on
B-I killed
C-I loved
D-I thrived on
E-I danced on
F-I remembered
G-I noticed
H-I ignored
I-I insulted
J-I hugged
K-I walked on
L-I decided on
M-I tired out
N-I hated
O-I kissed
P-I fell on
Q-I laughed at
R-I slapped
S-I thought of
T-I insisted
U-I cried because of
V-I licked
W-I spray-painted
X-I sat on
Y-I forgot
Z-I was

A-A stapler
B-A ruler
C-The person below me
D-A map
E-A computer
F-A file
G-A mouse
H-An elephant
I-A phone
J-A dog
K-A speaker
L-A teacher
M-A scanner
N-A TV
O-A marapet
P-A person
Q-A book
R-A pair of glasses
S-A doll
T-A lava lamp
U-A crumb
V-A friend
W-A bike
X-A pair of curtains
Y-A lift
Z-A tree

A-Because God told me to
B-Because the sky is blue
C-Because it ate my homework
D-Because I'm random
E-Because it was too loud
F-Because it had a knife
G-Because I can't drive
H-Because I'm mad
I-Because a bearded lady told me to
J-Because it smelt like chocolate
K-Because...hmmmm...I don't know
L-Because I'm reading this
M-Because the sun is HOT
N-Because I'm greedy
O-Because I'm a pig
P-Because it looked burnt
Q-Because I wanted to
R-Because I speak Chinese
S-Because I hate school
T-Because I don't like it
U-Because I'm stupid
V-Because I'm bored
W-Because Marapets rocks
X-Because I'm a cat
Y-Because I hate my sister
Z-Because I'm last

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