hahaha lol. ways to get kicked out of K-mart
15 years, 1 month & 29 days ago
26th Sep 2009 06:23 some ways 2 get kicked out of K-mart!
i got these from a forum and put a * by my favorites!
*put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping
*??? act like ur talkin on ur cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left ???
Take a little boy with glasses and say "your a wizard harry"
*take a cart and start ramming it into the wall. when someone asks u wht ur doing, scream "IM GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"
follow ppl around singing the Jaws theme song
grin insanely at random people
dress up in camo with a friend, like with the black under ur eyes and random leafs on u and roll around on the ground and act like ur on a secret mission
put makeup in mens carts
*hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream
During Halloween put on a costume and run around shouting trick or tweat!
Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber. And run around poking people, and shouting Luke I Am Your Father!
*Whenever someone comes on the intercom drop to the floor, curl in a ball and scream loudly, "Make the voices stop"