Why do i have to be blonde??



I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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> > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W"
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> > >> >she called me to get my phone number.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the
> > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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> > >> >
> > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead
> > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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> ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she tried to drown a fish.
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> > >> >
> > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > >> >
> > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and
> > >> >starved to death.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see
> > >> >how long she slept.
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> > >> >
> > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at
> > >> >the Dollar Store.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she studied for a blood test.
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> > >> >
> > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > >> >
> > >> >She got hit by a parked car



> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
> > >> occur around the home,
> > >> >she moved.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took
> > >> >the 22 bus twice instead.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >when she took you to the airport and
> > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
> > >> >she turned around and went home
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> > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this.