Sign Up
 
Log In
552 Players Online
07:43:18 MST
Sign Up or Log In With:
Facebook
Google
Marapets is mobile friendly
Marapets is mobile friendly
kenna829275
  1. Rate me
    23rd Aug 2009 19:14
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  2. Kiss or Diss?Hot or not?
    21st Aug 2009 16:35
    15 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
  3. Free siggys in 10 mins or less!
    6th Aug 2009 09:00
    15 years, 3 months & 24 days ago
  4. Female comebacks
    5th Aug 2009 15:34
    15 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  5. Win one dukka coin!
    2nd Aug 2009 12:50
    15 years, 3 months & 28 days ago
  6. Free Giveaway!!!
    12th Jul 2009 16:12
    15 years, 4 months & 20 days ago
Female comebacks
15 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
5th Aug 2009 15:34

Not that I believe the bottom part, but this is hilarious. xD

-

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

kenna829275
I know!
115 years, 3 months & 1 day ago 29th Aug 2009 09:14
 
Too Funny TOoo Funny
115 years, 3 months & 13 days ago 17th Aug 2009 17:41
 
female comebacks haha
115 years, 3 months & 16 days ago 14th Aug 2009 11:57
 
  1. Rate me
    23rd Aug 2009 19:14
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  2. Kiss or Diss?Hot or not?
    21st Aug 2009 16:35
    15 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
  3. Free siggys in 10 mins or less!
    6th Aug 2009 09:00
    15 years, 3 months & 24 days ago
  4. Female comebacks
    5th Aug 2009 15:34
    15 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  5. Win one dukka coin!
    2nd Aug 2009 12:50
    15 years, 3 months & 28 days ago
  6. Free Giveaway!!!
    12th Jul 2009 16:12
    15 years, 4 months & 20 days ago