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25 / Graphic Designer / Pizza enthusiast / Napping Pro

Current Mara Goals: Turn Vampon into a Vampire Snookle & Raelynn into a Minipet Rofling ✅

Want to be my BEST FRIEND? :D
Then send me THOSE!

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Completed Fates on April 3, 2011!

Ruin is the road to transformation

babyphatbcool

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5th Aug 2009 13:01

16 years, 11 months & 6 days ago

Female Comebacks

5th Aug 2009 12:51

16 years, 11 months & 6 days ago

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Female Comebacks

16 years, 11 months & 6 days ago

5th Aug 2009 12:51

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen