MCR

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-Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
-Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
-The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
-Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
-Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
-The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
-The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
-Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
-A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
-Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the The chickens have escaped off.
-Mikey Way can speak braille.
-Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
-If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the The chickens have escaped down.
-Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
-Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
-Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
-When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
-Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
-Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
-When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."