this is super duper funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obvious warnings and instructions:

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [[But its just a SUGGESTION]]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." [[hm a no go on the dessert]]

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [[Really I thought it would be cold]]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [[oh man i was going to]]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [[That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5 year olds off of those forklifts]]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [[well where else would I use them?...]]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." [[whoa, news flash!]]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [[wow musta taken a genius to write this one]]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."[[thanks for the tip]]