Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...
DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen
that was funny
116 years, 8 months & 24 days ago 12th Oct 2009 07:44
lol thats funny im gonna use those
116 years, 9 months & 4 days ago 1st Oct 2009 15:07
i like the last one
116 years, 10 months & 12 days ago 24th Aug 2009 15:51
wow nice some of them are funny but you didn't come up with thi yourself....... rigth?
116 years, 11 months & 7 days ago 29th Jul 2009 18:25
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