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RomeoandJuliet123

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sgcambell....my little sister!

24th Jan 2010 20:59

16 years & 6 months ago

MY TOP SONGS HOMIE!!!!

5th Jan 2010 17:38

16 years, 6 months & 19 days ago

Being back, i have new besties of course....

3rd Jan 2010 00:05

16 years, 6 months & 22 days ago

Female Comebacks

7th Jul 2009 09:40

17 years & 20 days ago

wat im know as

17th Jun 2008 19:06

18 years, 1 month & 8 days ago

RomeoandJuliet123 0 Comments

Female Comebacks

17 years & 20 days ago

7th Jul 2009 09:40

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, well, i'd keep n and o together.