101 Freaky/Disgusting Things

1. Zombies
2. Blood sucking zombies
3. Blood sucking zombies eating dead chickens
4. Man eating zombies
5. Dead birds
6. Bloody dead birds
7. Bloody dead birds that got killed because they ate a blood sucking man eating zombie
8. Rabid dogs
9. Rabid bunnies
10. Rabid dogs eating rabid bunnies
11. Rabid bunnies eating rabid dogs
12. Maggots
13. Fat maggots
14. Pus
15. A swimming pool of pus
16. A swimming pool of pus with maggots swimming in it
17. Spit
18. A whole cup of spit
19. A cold cup of spit
20. Drinking a cold cup of spit thinking it was water
21. Rotten eggs
22. Rotten eggs with a half formed chicken in it
22. Finding a rotten egg with a half formed chicken in it inside your backpack
23. Half formed chickens dragging itself around your kitchen table saying, "mama mama"
24. Coffins
25. Coffins with alive people in it
26. Dead people with alive people in coffins floating down a river
27. A living person kissing a dead person
28. Poo
29. Poo pie
30. Somebody selling poo cakes
31. Somebody buying the poo cakes
32. Black ice cream
33. Black ice cream moving around the table
34. A biting piece of candy
35. Somebody biting the biting piece of candy back
36. A dead body dumped in the dumpster
37. Somebody eating the dead body that was dumped in the dumpster
38. Somebody selling the dead body that was dumped in the dumpster
39. Somebody buying the dead body that was dumped in the dumpster
40. The person who bought the dead body that was dumped in the dumpster gave it to their children to play with
41. The children playing with the dead body that their mom bought for them that was first dumped in the dumpster
42. Puke
43. Somebody eating puke
44. Puke with maggots in it
45. Puke in somebody's fringe
46. Somebody licking a frozen puke stick
47. Dead babies
48. Dead bloody babies
49. Somebody using a dead bay as a baby doll
50. A blind person picking up a dead baby and saying, "Billy I finally found you! You ran away in the year 1972 and now you're back!"
51. Poo on a toilet seat
52. Sitting on the toilet seat, not knowing there was poo on it
53. Wiping the poo of your butt with your hand
54. Licking the poo off your hand
55. Knowing what was in your poo by the way it tasted
56. Dead dogs
57. Somebody walking a dead dog on a leash
58. Somebody caring for a dead dog
59. Somebody taking a dead dog to a dog show hoping to win best in show
60. Bird poo
61. Walking down the sidewalk and a bird poos in your eye
62. Opening your mouth to catch rain when it isn't raining and bird poo lands in your mouth instead
63. Swallowing the bird poo that has landed in your mouth
64. Saying that it tasted good and asking the bird for more
65. People who weigh over 700lb
66. Somebody who weighs 120lb dating somebody who weighs 700lb
67. A dog who weighs 400lb
68. A cat who weighs 100lb
69. A bunny who weighs 75lb
70. Skinny babies
71. Looking at a skinny baby and it says, "I know.. I'm fat"
72. Looking at an old coop with a gun saying, "Walk along"
73. An old woman staring at you when your eating your lunch
74. The old lady asking for some of your lunch, then taking it before you could answer
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75. take a quick break from reading and enjoy the music
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76. Puking after reading number 75
77. Eating fried eye balls
78. Eating a fried liver
79. Chewing on a pig's tongue
80. Barking like a cat... Well at least you think cats bark but you always get cats and dogs confused, but you don't know that dogs really exist
81. Swimming with maggots in a swimming pool full of pus
82. Sweating so much that you can make a cup of water for you to drink when you get too hot
83. Drinking the sweat and thinking that it's too salty
84. Rolling in poo
85. Bathing in poo
86. Sleeping in poo
87. Drinking pus
88. Swimming in a pool filled with poo
89. Eating the poo while you swim in it
90. Wetting yourself while swimming in the poo
91. Playing with poo
92. Throwing poo at people
93. Having a poo fight with your friends
94. Letting the poo harden on you
95. Getting so excited that you are this close to the end of the list that you wet your pants
96. Getting even more excited that you poo in your pants
97.Getting so excited that you puke all over your key board
98. When you get so excited that you fart, poo, and wet your pants all at the same time
99. Sitting in your gross pants
100.When you play the fiddle while dancing the salsa naked with your crush and putting it on TV for everybody in the world to watch and laugh at while you poo on the stage and get so embarrassed that you pee on the stage too and your crush laughs at you and then going home and killing yourself
101. All of the above (check 1-100)