funny as heck

PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN .

january-i kicked
febuary - i licked
march- i proposed to
april- i killed
may- i screemed at
june- i kissed
july- i smelled
august- i milked
september- i loved
november- i played with
december- i gave peanut butter to

pick the day

1- johnny depp
2- a fluffly rainbow llama
3-a old lady
4-charlie the unicorn
5-a goat
6- Jeebus
8- a cats butt
9- your face
10- john mcain
11- elmo
12- your mom
13- a happy pigeon
14- luke sky walker
15- my sister
16- a pretty monkey
17- a donkey
18- an alien
19- peter pan
20- my mom
21- a water bender
22- a baby
23- a gorilla
24- a person
25- a diseased fly
26- a happy hobo
27- a man i didnt know
28- a hippie
29- za worm named jose
30- a pink nose ring
31- a birdie

the color of shirt your weir ing

blue- beacause i needed to
orange- beacause that old man iz my leader

pink-a little girl said to
grey- cause thats just how i role
black- cause i ain't emo
red- cause i have seriose problems
perple- cause i like cheese
Green- becuz i really want a horsy
Yellow- so i could make a pie