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  1. Marapets Meanings
    22nd Aug 2009 19:44
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  2. old mara
    1st Jul 2009 17:45
    15 years, 4 months & 24 days ago
  3. blonde jokes
    26th Jun 2009 19:31
    15 years, 4 months & 29 days ago
  4. jokes
    26th Jun 2009 18:47
    15 years, 4 months & 29 days ago
blonde jokes
15 years, 4 months & 29 days ago
26th Jun 2009 19:31

A blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom,"We learned how to count today and I got to 7 and the other kids only got to 3. Is that because I'm blonde." Her mom replies,"Yes Honey." The next day the blonde comes home and says,"We're learning the abc's and I got L and the other kids only got to f. Is that because I'm blonde?" "Yes." Her mom replies. The next the blonde comes home and says,"Today we learned about boobs and I'm a double d and the other girls are only a. Is that because I'm blonde?" "No honey it's because your 27."



A blonde walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and says,"I'll have a coke, a cheeseburger, and medium fries." The librarian says,"I'm sorry this is a library." They both repeat themselves then the blonde says,"Oh I'm sorry." and whispers,"I'll have a coke a cheeseburger and medium fries."


There's a russian brunette and an american blonde sitting in a feild looking at the night sky. The brunette says,"My country was the first to the moon." And the blonde says,"Well our country will be the first to the sun." And the brunette laughs and says,"Don't be silly. You would burn up." And the blonde says,"Don't be stupid. We're going at night.




hater7411
ya thats crazy!
114 years, 10 months & 9 days ago 14th Jan 2010 14:27
 
lollol
115 years, 2 months & 28 days ago 26th Aug 2009 17:49
 
wow lol
115 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 8th Aug 2009 14:52
 
u cant even spell college!!!
115 years, 4 months & 24 days ago 2nd Jul 2009 10:10
 
not all blondes are that stupid im blonde and i get good grades every year and i want to go to a great colegge
115 years, 4 months & 24 days ago 2nd Jul 2009 09:58
 
i have a really good one but i can't share it.
115 years, 4 months & 24 days ago 1st Jul 2009 17:56
 
  1. Marapets Meanings
    22nd Aug 2009 19:44
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  2. old mara
    1st Jul 2009 17:45
    15 years, 4 months & 24 days ago
  3. blonde jokes
    26th Jun 2009 19:31
    15 years, 4 months & 29 days ago
  4. jokes
    26th Jun 2009 18:47
    15 years, 4 months & 29 days ago