There are 4 girls who are invited to a party. 1 girl says that "my husband has black hair so i will wear a black dress".The 2 girl says" my husband has blonde hair so i will wear a blonde dress [yellow] . The 3 one says that "my husband has brown hair so i will wear a brown dress". the last one says that"i will wear no clothes because my husband is bald!"
This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the bathroom?" The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's." The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher asked "Where's the p? He replied, " running down my leg!"
Q: Why do bee's hum? A: Because they dont know the words!
zoey8769
um well the first one is kinda disturbing the second is older than dirt and has been around forever! the third one well i'm not even gonna go there!
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