MUST DO! FUNNY AS HECK!

ok just do this and write it down then post a comment saying wat u ended up with.
month u were born in
jan-april-i fell down
may-aug-i cussed at a
sep-dec-i did the marcarana with a

day
1-10-a staircase
11-19-banana
20-30-gangster
31-a porch

1997(OR OLDER)-BECAUSE I WANTED TO
1998-BECAUSE I ROCK OUT LOUD
1999-because i need medical help
2000-because thats how i roll
2001-because im amazing and smart
2002-because im right ur wrong
2003-because i was on crack
2004-because i was dying
2005-because im cool