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  1. Get This
    13th Jul 2009 09:37
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  2. GIRLY OR BOYISH
    7th Jul 2009 15:42
    15 years, 4 months & 22 days ago
  3. Emotional test
    27th Jun 2009 12:53
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    9th Jun 2009 15:32
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  5. it works
    6th Jun 2009 20:10
    15 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  6. cancer
    6th Jun 2009 20:09
    15 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  7. READ IT
    4th Jun 2009 18:21
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  8. weird
    17th May 2009 08:45
    15 years, 6 months & 12 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
9th Jun 2009 15:32

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

  1. Get This
    13th Jul 2009 09:37
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  2. GIRLY OR BOYISH
    7th Jul 2009 15:42
    15 years, 4 months & 22 days ago
  3. Emotional test
    27th Jun 2009 12:53
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    9th Jun 2009 15:32
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  5. it works
    6th Jun 2009 20:10
    15 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  6. cancer
    6th Jun 2009 20:09
    15 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  7. READ IT
    4th Jun 2009 18:21
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  8. weird
    17th May 2009 08:45
    15 years, 6 months & 12 days ago