"my mum said not to play with losers...still luv you"
"life is useless...why wait?"
"Cheer up Emo Kid, spread the love at KFC"
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
Luv this one-"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button"