Let me tell a story...
15 years & 6 months ago
26th May 2009 07:51 onnce upon last week,there was a happy member called bumblesofbumbles who did everything right,even raised a whole army of frompkins,(secret info,need 2 no basis). Until one day,whilst she was skipping in loolaaa land,she skipped staright into a brick wall.The vrick wall had a note saying 'member banned'.Bumbles tried to run off in a different direction but realised she was surrounded by big mean talking walls.She sent and email from her prison to the runners of plinky plonk land (nothing to do with in the night garden) asking why she was surrounded by walls.Four days passed and there was no repply.She sent another message.To this day she is still trapped waiting for the reply.One day she said 'stuff this im bored' and unleashed her own little hell - raisers to do her evil bidding.Like an army of pixelated flying monkeyes,theese little brats flew out among the forums causing chaos everywhere they landed.All of them displaying 'The Logo' in their signature.If you have seen theese little snong-gloopers sign here so they can feel recognised for their evil deeds.They will keep misbehaving until bumbles is realeased from her invisible prison.They are also doing it for every other user who has been wrongly banned.Though they dont really care if those other people are released or not.
The end.
Now,where are my bourbons?