Fuzzy pink bunnies are only cute so they can come close to you with their guns and kill you. It's true, I read it in People magazine.
11 CommotionHa, it's great!
Wonder why that is...
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ily Bay.
0 wolflover11213ILY too Hal. And I know exactly why that is. Because fuzzy pink bunnies are out to get us all. They have diabolical, sinister, evil minds, and they will wipe us all out. But thankfully, this little piece of information will save everyone who reads it. BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!! 11 CommotionYay, I'm luffed. <333
Well, although that's true, I think it's 'cause I made it up... 😆 0 wolflover11213No. You didn't make it up. I made it up. And I didn't make it up, I got it from a magazine and you typed it up for me. Duhhhhh. >_> 11 CommotionOh yeah. Of course. 😆 0 wolflover11213NEW UPDATE GUISE.
K, so I just found out there have been 10 deaths so far because of these fuzzy pink bunnies. I know exactly what they do. They hop up to you, act cute, hypnotize you, you pick them up, then bite you and poison you, then they shoot you. OMG.
But I know what can keep you safe. Carry around smooshed up, chewed up gum in your pocket at ALL times and they will leave you alone.
Thank you, and have a nice day. 0 wolflover11213OMG ANOTHER DEATH IN MINNESOTA 11 CommotionAnd yet another in Georgia! Oh noez! People aren't listening to you!!! 0 wolflover11213Well then they're just stupid. >_>
*laughs at all the ignorant people getting hurt by the pink bunnies* 11 CommotionNow Michael Jackson is dead. He didn't listen to you either. -shakes head- 0 wolflover11213Don't joke about that. >_>
0 hannah9313Are blue bunnies bad too? 0 wolflover11213Blue bunnies are bad, but not as serious. They're the most recent mutation. They'll wait by your bedside at night, wait for you to wake up, and try to strangle you. How this is less serious? You can get away by sleeping next to a unicorn night light. 11 CommotionOh, okay.
Billy Mays didn't listen.
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Sorreh.
I'm going to buy a unicorn night light right now! 0 hannah9313Is a "darth vader" night light okay? 0 wolflover11213Billy Mays deserved it, for all the little kids he scared. >_>
Yes, Darth Vader night lights are okay. Especially if it says "I am your father" every time you turn it on. :] 0 wolflover11213K, never mind. Darth vader night lights no longer work. A blue bunny was seen trying to strangle it. o_O 11 CommotionI liked Billy Mays.
Hannah Montana night lights are acceptable. They will keep bunnies away for years. =D 0 wolflover11213Hannah Montana night lights will keep anyone away for years. 😆 11 CommotionTrue dat.
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