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Amylia93

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20th Jun 2009 10:17

17 years & 19 days ago

100 Questions (=

28th May 2009 09:41

17 years, 1 month & 11 days ago

Female Comebacks (:

8th May 2009 13:32

17 years & 2 months ago

What am i ?

8th Apr 2009 08:42

17 years & 3 months ago

Hiiyah Please sign your name (=

3rd Apr 2009 14:15

17 years, 3 months & 5 days ago

Amylia93 8 Comments

Female Comebacks (:

17 years & 2 months ago

8th May 2009 13:32

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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