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juljuljulia12
  1. Me
    11th Mar 2014 13:37
    12 years, 4 months & 7 days ago
  2. My signatures
    17th Jan 2013 18:48
    13 years, 5 months & 30 days ago
  3. My signature book.
    21st Jun 2009 13:22
    17 years & 28 days ago
  4. Like my mara-family?
    10th May 2009 09:20
    17 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  5. Female comebacks
    3rd May 2009 20:43
    17 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  6. try this; its pretty funny..
    6th Jan 2009 20:43
    17 years, 6 months & 10 days ago
  7. try
    29th May 2008 08:24
    18 years, 1 month & 19 days ago
juljuljulia12
juljuljulia12 7 Comments
Female comebacks
17 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
3rd May 2009 20:43

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: What are you doing tonight?
Woman: Not you.

Girls repost this as "Female comebacks."
Guys repost this as "Don't let this happen."
Bronze Shield 116 years, 6 months & 15 days ago 1st Jan 2010 18:56
 
I totally want to use this one someday:

Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
Woman: "Really? I'd put 'F' and 'U' together."

XD
Bronze Shield 116 years, 9 months & 7 days ago 11th Oct 2009 19:30
 
lol
Bronze Shield 116 years, 11 months & 15 days ago 3rd Aug 2009 07:25
 
Female comebacks


funny
Bronze Shield 117 years & 17 days ago 3rd Jul 2009 00:05
 
Yes, I know. Its even funnier when when you use them.
Bronze Shield 117 years & 1 month ago 18th Jun 2009 14:47
 
there funny
Bronze Shield 117 years & 2 months ago 18th May 2009 20:32
 
  1. Me
    11th Mar 2014 13:37
    12 years, 4 months & 7 days ago
  2. My signatures
    17th Jan 2013 18:48
    13 years, 5 months & 30 days ago
  3. My signature book.
    21st Jun 2009 13:22
    17 years & 28 days ago
  4. Like my mara-family?
    10th May 2009 09:20
    17 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  5. Female comebacks
    3rd May 2009 20:43
    17 years, 2 months & 15 days ago
  6. try this; its pretty funny..
    6th Jan 2009 20:43
    17 years, 6 months & 10 days ago
  7. try
    29th May 2008 08:24
    18 years, 1 month & 19 days ago


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