Be the life of the party with these dumb short one liner jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb blondes near by when you tell them! Q: What's Irish and never goes inside? A: Paddy O'Furniture
Q: Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointing read for many men? A: No phone numbers.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 45 minutes.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 45 lbs.
Q: Have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer? A: He spent all year studying for the bra exam.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A: Helephino! (""hell if I know!"" Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs? A: Eileen.
FirePonyGal37
sure I am... mentally
117 years, 1 month & 19 days ago 23rd May 2009 12:37
yr not a blond
117 years, 2 months & 1 day ago 9th May 2009 14:35
FirePonyGal37
lol! I think they're safe to tell around blonds cuz I got them and im a blond.
117 years, 2 months & 15 days ago 26th Apr 2009 09:35
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