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neopiop
  1. Goals
    18th May 2009 11:27
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  2. Jokes
    22nd Apr 2009 12:02
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  3. Riddles
    22nd Apr 2009 09:17
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  4. RANDOM FACTS !!
    11th Apr 2009 08:45
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  5. Global warning
    11th Apr 2009 02:51
    15 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  6. A true friend
    5th Apr 2009 03:54
    15 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  7. OMG its so cool,take a look
    3rd Apr 2009 11:18
    15 years, 7 months & 25 days ago
Riddles
15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
22nd Apr 2009 09:17

Here it goes:
Q. Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die
A.I am fire
Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
A. Owwww!! (He walked INTO a bar)
Q. What comes next in this sequence?

1
3
4
7
11
A. 18, you simply have to add the previous 2 terms to get the next one.
Q.What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
A.The sun
Q.What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?
A.The bark of tree
Q.What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A.I'm nuts about you!
Q.What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A.Hogs and kisses.
Q.Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
A.She didn't suit his taste!
Q.What always ends everything?
A.The letter "g."
Q.What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.
A.The letter "T."
Q.What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A.You can't tuna fish.
Q.Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?
A.Without U, they would not exist.(U in uncle ,aunt and cousin)
Q.What has a neck, but no head?
A.A bottle.

laugh.gifI think they were OK riddles ,if you like it or not comment wat u thinkthumbsup.gifthanks lol

neopiop
Thanx for the comment if u can spread it i wud like lots of comments in one of them
114 years, 10 months & 16 days ago 11th Jan 2010 07:24
 
Awesome! I love riddles!
115 years, 1 month & 6 days ago 22nd Oct 2009 20:59
 
neopiop
lolz thats funny
115 years, 3 months & 13 days ago 14th Aug 2009 10:48
 
o ok fair enough lol
115 years, 7 months & 1 day ago 27th Apr 2009 12:32
 
neopiop
I know some are!!
115 years, 7 months & 3 days ago 25th Apr 2009 08:32
 
they are good but some are more like jokes like the one Q.What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A.I'm nuts about you!
115 years, 7 months & 4 days ago 24th Apr 2009 12:49
 
  1. Goals
    18th May 2009 11:27
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  2. Jokes
    22nd Apr 2009 12:02
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  3. Riddles
    22nd Apr 2009 09:17
    15 years, 7 months & 6 days ago
  4. RANDOM FACTS !!
    11th Apr 2009 08:45
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  5. Global warning
    11th Apr 2009 02:51
    15 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  6. A true friend
    5th Apr 2009 03:54
    15 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  7. OMG its so cool,take a look
    3rd Apr 2009 11:18
    15 years, 7 months & 25 days ago