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FAKE FRiENDS: Never Ask For Food.
REAL FRiENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "man ... We messed Up ... But That
Was Fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Never Seen You Cry.
REAL FRiENDS: Cry With You

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back.
REAL FRiENDS: Keep Your Stuff So Long They Forget Its Yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: Know A Few Things About You.
REAL FRiENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You.

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FAKE FRiENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk Right In And Say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are For Awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are For Life.



FAKE FRiENDS: Will Talk bad To The Person Who Talks bad About You.
REAL FRiENDS: Will Knock The crap Out Of Them

FAKE FRIENDS: Will Read This.
REAL FRIENDS: Will Steal This, Just Like I Did