Alright. This is BEYOND creepy-! (Twilight)

I swear that Twilight is based on my life. Not, entirely, obviously! But, like 'Bella' I have pale skin, dark brown hair that has natural red highlights in the sun, and brown eyes. Now. Get this.

Bella's mom's name is Renee. My aunt's middle name is Renee. Her dad's name is Charlie. I have an Uncle Charlie. She drives a red truck, the vehicle waiting in the driveway for me to drive it is a RED TRUCK. We both have names that are kinda out-there: Isabella (Bellla) Marie Swan. Victoria (Tori) Amber Day. She moved from a big city to a small town, but she was born there... I was born in a small town area, but I was moved to Camp Pendleton, California, and then I came back a few years later (to the small town). She knows someone named Mike Newton, and my family knows someone named MIKE NEWTON. Someone in Twilight has a suburban, my aunt has a suburban. Her dad is the sherrif, my Uncle Red was a sherrif. She is prone to have accidents and or attract trouble of any sort. I was told just earlier by my mother that I am posessed by Bella Swan because I am such a clutz. And, though 'tis off the Bella subject, I'm a danger to myself because my name is Victoria and Victoria tries to kill Bella.

Oh, yes. My over-protective boyfriend has a quote. "Don't make fun of my sparkles!"
-headdesk- TOO MUCH IRONY!

Okay, I'm sorry. But I had to say it. >_< It has been bugging me for eons.

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Okay. There's a girl named TORI MEYER. With all this irony, there's a girl with my nickname, Tori, and the last name of the woman who started all the irony! >.< UGH.

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Just realized. Twilight, Bella and Edward are together. For a good while. (me and the one boy) and then in New Moon he LEAVES (just like this certain boy) and she practically dates her best friend (my CURRENT boyfriend was my BEST FRIEND)...

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Jeebus. Well, like New Moon, Bella comes to the rescue of Edward. I basically did JUST that with KODY. So, now that Kody and I are together, I'm really, really shocked. Twilight is a messed up remake of my life. O_O