Things worth remebering!

"See DAMNIT now i'm thirsty." Ivy complained Kicking black again.

"Oh! NO! Ivy's mad! I think she didn't tell you Black,she's like Medusa when she's angry." Anna said quickly. "Look her straight in the eyes,well...No turning to stone. You get ripped and turned into birthday confetti."

Black grinned and threw his arms up in the air "WEEEEE CONFETTI!"he grinned even bigger as he saw Ivy's glare and Anna grinning.

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"Well," Kex muttered to herself as she squirmed around trying to get comfortable under the massive wild cat, "I learned two things today. One i can play the guitar. Two this bed can hold over 700 pounds."

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"Are you Ok Mr.kitty?" Ivy laughed.

"SHADDUP AND GET MEH DOWN!" Zixis screeched from the tree.

"Arn't jumgle cats supposed to be able to climb?" Ivy giggled reaching up and patting the neko's head.

Zixis glowered as he tried to reach for the trunk of the tree. As soon as his hand let go of the tree branch he was dangling from , however,he lost his grip and fell to the ground. Landing flat on his back in a tangle of underbrush.

"Mr.kitty! Aren't you supposed to land on your feet?" Ivy laughed.

An animalistic growl erupted from the bushes. As a black panther thrashed around slashing at the bushes and tree. Zixis returned to his semi-human form. Twigs and leaves stuck out of his messed up hair at all angels "SCREW TREES!" He yelled flinging his arms above his head.

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"Dude, who invented who invented tape? Cuz they deserve a friggin' high five!" Zach said as he put duckt tape all over a sleeping alec's face. "Mwahahahahaha tape man strikes again!!!!"

-two posts later-

"I WILL CUT OPEN YOUR STOMACH AND PLAY JUMP ROPE WITH YOUR INTESTINES IF THIS TEARS OFF MY EYEBROWS, ZACH!!!!!!!!!!!" Alec roared before pulling off the tape.

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Xander Randomly yelled"DRAGON!"he jumped onto Black's tail and held onto it"dragon tail"he licked the tail.

Ivy laughed. "WEREWOLF!" she yelled. Still laughing, She launched herself at Xander. Perched on his back she started chomping on his hair.

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Brandie- *grabs black and shoves down ivy's throat.*
wrath-i wanna go down her throat.
panther twins- XD
kex- NO USE OF MY NAME PLEASE!!
Zixis-
Ivy- That was weird Wrath
Opal-*hides behind bush*
Wrath-you're supposed to love me.
Ivy- *rolls eyes* aren't you supposed to be the "proper" one?
Zixis,Panther twins,Kex- *watches and munched on popcorn*
Wrath- yeah.but brandie and kitty scheduled it.
Brandie-I DID NO SUCH THING!
Ivy- *kicks brandie* You don't gotta make him down right suggestive
me-OW!*shoves black down throat*
wrath- ivy.the peoms i gave jooh at mcdonalds
Ivy- *rolls eyes* I NOEZ *kicks brandie again*
brandie-DON'T MAKE ME CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS!
wrath-ivy.don't make me eat black.
Ivy- Why would that bug me?
wrath-because i love you?
brandie-eats black.
Ivy- I Thought I ate Black?
What does you loving me have ANYTHING to do with me caring wether or not you eat the retarded reptile?
wrath-because it's a sacrafice i might die because of it and i'm riding you of him
Kitty-*kicks watermelon*
wrath-eats black
rage-oh god where's my brother!
zuke-hides behind tree deep in forest.
Kitty-*sits on Ivy's giant couch that eats people*
Brandie-*sits next to kitty on ivy's couch,then gets aten*AHHH HELP MEH!
Kitty-DER IS A WATAMELLON ON MAH FOOTEH
Brandie-*couch spits up*hi*yanks off water melon and eats*interesting flavor.AHHH ZIXIS IS TRYING TO FRY OPAL'S CHIMMUNK!
Kitty-WHIE AM I NOT SUPRIZED
Opal-*points bow at zixis*drop aka now.or i'll shoot you.
Ivy- *stands infront of bow*
opal-*lowers bow.*he's trying to kill my chipmunk.
Brandie-*eats popcorn and watches*
Ivy- your tryin to kill mah elf
Opal-*raises bow agan but this time points at wrath's forehead*
Ivy- *breaks bow and eats opal*
Zixis- *sings about chipmunk stew*
Couch- *eats brandie*
Opal-*murmurs words and appears in front of ivy bow in hands,points at wrath again and shoots.*
wrath-*smiles*HAH AHA HA HA HA realy funny.
Ivy- *headOpal*
Zixis- *eats chipmunk whole*
Opal-*punches zixis in face and murmurs words.*
Ivy- *Eats Opal's soul*
Zixis- *attacks Ivy*
Opal-*watches interested*Zixis why did you attack her?
Zixis- *Blushes and teleports to cafeteria*
*sees anna and Kex*
*squeals and poofs away*
Ivy- WTF?
Zixis- IM BLIIIND!!!
Opal-*looks at zixis in a questioning glance.*
Rage-Haz any of jooh guiz played llama adventure on andkon.com?
Ivy- *laughs histerically on Caydon's back*
Zixis- IS NAWT FUNNEH!!
Obsidian- Llama adventure?
Shade-*chews on Wrath's hair*
Wrath-ohgod.llama adventure is AWSOME
Shade&Obsidian- *plays Llama adventure on random laptop*
Ivy-*still laughing*
Kitty- *is eatin by couch*
Brandie-*grabs kitty and huggles from inside couch*
Kitty- *suffocates*
Ivy- *barfs up Opal's soul*
Zixis-
Opal-*mrumurs to clean soul*OK ob give me may bow,now!
Obsidian- *is chewing on bow* but it tastes good!
Shade- *joins obsidian*
Ivy- *Hugs giant collie*
Opal-GIVE IT NOW!
Shade&Obsidian- *ties bow to Zixis and runs away laughing*
Zixis- WUDJA DO *spins around trying to see*
Opal-*glares at zixis*give me the bow now.please.
Zixis- I KANT SEEZ!!
Ivy- *falls off caydon laughing*
Wrath-*catches ivy*how ya' doin'
Ivy- gooOOood
Zixis- IM OUTTA HERE! *kapoofs*

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Black's claws and front claws were batting at the thing, and switching from left to right, and then to his tail poking it. He wanted this chandelier, and nothing was going to stop it from getting it. Not even any of his friends, or Ivy. Never. Because this thing was so shiny, and awesome, that it beat anything.