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  1. DAMN DOORS
    15th Mar 2009 10:42
    15 years, 8 months & 14 days ago
  2. FUNNY BLOND JOKES
    12th Mar 2009 11:39
    15 years, 8 months & 17 days ago
  3. MAD FUNNY THINGS
    2nd Mar 2009 11:48
    15 years, 8 months & 27 days ago
  4. HOW TO ANNOY ADULTS
    26th Feb 2009 12:40
    15 years & 9 months ago
  5. Quiz !!!!!!!!
    29th Dec 2008 10:23
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  6. Are You A Boy Or A Girl !!!!
    29th Dec 2008 10:03
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  7. JUST FUNNY STUFF !!!
    29th Dec 2008 09:49
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  8. i got this funny thing from a friend [xopixiexo]
    28th Dec 2008 11:38
    15 years, 10 months & 29 days ago
FUNNY BLOND JOKES
15 years, 8 months & 17 days ago
12th Mar 2009 11:39

1. A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"






2. A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."





3. A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!





4.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.



5. Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."





6. There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.








7. A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ???Is something wrong????

To which she replied, ???There certainly is!???

My stupid computer keeps saying, ???You???ve got mail!???





8.Q.How do you drown a blond?


A.Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool



9. Q:do you know how to erase a blonde's mind



A:blow in there ear




10. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?




A: Pull the pin and throw it back.






this is where i got most of them from

http://www.coolblondejokes.com/




LaraCr0ft
Its funny in a mean way.But i am blonde and it's kind of offensive
115 years, 3 months & 7 days ago 21st Aug 2009 05:03
 
that is just hilarious .... in a way
115 years, 3 months & 20 days ago 8th Aug 2009 01:27
 
Hahaha that's hilarious. I love blonde jokes.
Shut up you idiots who think it's offensive, it's not like it's true, it's just funny.
115 years, 4 months & 9 days ago 20th Jul 2009 19:36
 
i am a dirty blonde and i think those are hilarious. its not like its true.
115 years, 4 months & 30 days ago 29th Jun 2009 11:13
 
Thats not funny.
You would'nt like it if you blonde
115 years, 6 months & 27 days ago 3rd May 2009 04:15
 
RUDE
115 years, 6 months & 28 days ago 2nd May 2009 07:03
 
hahahah funy lol yur cool wanna be ma m8te
115 years, 7 months & 6 days ago 23rd Apr 2009 09:04
 
thats offensive...not fair to blondes at all but funny like crazy!!-lol
115 years, 7 months & 12 days ago 16th Apr 2009 13:18
 
lol
these r funny
115 years, 8 months & 4 days ago 25th Mar 2009 11:34
 
Im blondes and its not funny, blondes are not dumb! im smartest in my class! OF A++ STUDENTS!
115 years, 8 months & 17 days ago 12th Mar 2009 12:22
 
  1. DAMN DOORS
    15th Mar 2009 10:42
    15 years, 8 months & 14 days ago
  2. FUNNY BLOND JOKES
    12th Mar 2009 11:39
    15 years, 8 months & 17 days ago
  3. MAD FUNNY THINGS
    2nd Mar 2009 11:48
    15 years, 8 months & 27 days ago
  4. HOW TO ANNOY ADULTS
    26th Feb 2009 12:40
    15 years & 9 months ago
  5. Quiz !!!!!!!!
    29th Dec 2008 10:23
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  6. Are You A Boy Or A Girl !!!!
    29th Dec 2008 10:03
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  7. JUST FUNNY STUFF !!!
    29th Dec 2008 09:49
    15 years, 10 months & 28 days ago
  8. i got this funny thing from a friend [xopixiexo]
    28th Dec 2008 11:38
    15 years, 10 months & 29 days ago