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mindyourownbiz
  1. funny
    14th Oct 2008 17:52
    16 years & 18 days ago
  2. female comebacks
    5th Oct 2008 22:00
    16 years & 27 days ago
  3. this is my email
    13th Sep 2008 20:38
    16 years, 1 month & 19 days ago
  4. all me friends
    30th Aug 2008 15:41
    16 years, 2 months & 2 days ago
female comebacks
16 years & 27 days ago
5th Oct 2008 22:00

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

mindyourownbiz
yup
116 years & 18 days ago 14th Oct 2008 17:16
 
lol funny
116 years & 18 days ago 14th Oct 2008 17:02
 
  1. funny
    14th Oct 2008 17:52
    16 years & 18 days ago
  2. female comebacks
    5th Oct 2008 22:00
    16 years & 27 days ago
  3. this is my email
    13th Sep 2008 20:38
    16 years, 1 month & 19 days ago
  4. all me friends
    30th Aug 2008 15:41
    16 years, 2 months & 2 days ago