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  1. Trieste5
    9th Jan 2009 15:33
    15 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Yay!!!
    19th Sep 2008 15:53
    16 years, 2 months & 3 days ago
  3. Pet colour idea's.
    17th Sep 2008 23:20
    16 years, 2 months & 5 days ago
  4. Female comebacks
    14th Sep 2008 14:37
    16 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  5. Which L.E pet are you?(results come with siggies)
    25th Jul 2008 14:16
    16 years & 4 months ago
  6. To staff again
    14th Mar 2008 18:50
    16 years, 8 months & 11 days ago
Female comebacks
16 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
14th Sep 2008 14:37

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

I like your character at
the moment, chelsea!
Its cool.
116 years, 2 months & 3 days ago 20th Sep 2008 00:23
 
Of course!
Its funny!
XD
116 years, 2 months & 3 days ago 20th Sep 2008 00:22
 
Yay! some1s using my female combacks! lol, i mean OUR female combacks. I mean, we need them dont we?
116 years, 2 months & 6 days ago 16th Sep 2008 22:27
 
hehe, i'll keep those female
coments in mind lol
116 years, 2 months & 7 days ago 15th Sep 2008 14:26
 
lolz
116 years, 2 months & 7 days ago 15th Sep 2008 14:23
 
Off my friends profile, lol
116 years, 2 months & 7 days ago 15th Sep 2008 13:53
 
OMG THOSE ARE SO FUNNY!!! WHEE DI U FIND THEM LOL
116 years, 2 months & 7 days ago 15th Sep 2008 13:50
 
xD
116 years, 2 months & 8 days ago 14th Sep 2008 14:38
 
  1. Trieste5
    9th Jan 2009 15:33
    15 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Yay!!!
    19th Sep 2008 15:53
    16 years, 2 months & 3 days ago
  3. Pet colour idea's.
    17th Sep 2008 23:20
    16 years, 2 months & 5 days ago
  4. Female comebacks
    14th Sep 2008 14:37
    16 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  5. Which L.E pet are you?(results come with siggies)
    25th Jul 2008 14:16
    16 years & 4 months ago
  6. To staff again
    14th Mar 2008 18:50
    16 years, 8 months & 11 days ago