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Glittergirl943
  1. grave robbing!
    1st May 2010 15:27
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  2. Ways to Nothing at all off your parents
    25th Apr 2010 19:37
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  3. Ways to I have NO taste in pet sites off your parents
    25th Apr 2010 19:37
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  4. My Fave Song
    27th Sep 2008 20:05
    16 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
  5. Female Comebacks
    26th Aug 2008 18:24
    16 years, 11 months & 7 days ago
  6. I've had 20 of 36 Blonde Moments!
    10th Aug 2008 21:35
    16 years, 11 months & 23 days ago
  7. =]
    18th Jul 2008 22:00
    17 years & 15 days ago
  8. Quiz thing
    18th Jul 2008 18:22
    17 years & 15 days ago
  9. Am I a girl or a boy?
    18th Jul 2008 16:08
    17 years & 15 days ago
Female Comebacks
16 years, 11 months & 7 days ago
26th Aug 2008 18:24

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Glittergirl943
116 years, 10 months & 9 days ago 23rd Sep 2008 18:51
 
HAHAHAHA
116 years, 10 months & 22 days ago 10th Sep 2008 20:55
 
  1. grave robbing!
    1st May 2010 15:27
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  2. Ways to Nothing at all off your parents
    25th Apr 2010 19:37
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  3. Ways to I have NO taste in pet sites off your parents
    25th Apr 2010 19:37
    15 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  4. My Fave Song
    27th Sep 2008 20:05
    16 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
  5. Female Comebacks
    26th Aug 2008 18:24
    16 years, 11 months & 7 days ago
  6. I've had 20 of 36 Blonde Moments!
    10th Aug 2008 21:35
    16 years, 11 months & 23 days ago
  7. =]
    18th Jul 2008 22:00
    17 years & 15 days ago
  8. Quiz thing
    18th Jul 2008 18:22
    17 years & 15 days ago
  9. Am I a girl or a boy?
    18th Jul 2008 16:08
    17 years & 15 days ago