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  1. To Paw Paw
    7th Mar 2009 21:28
    15 years, 7 months & 29 days ago
  2. Really sad
    16th Aug 2008 16:13
    16 years, 2 months & 19 days ago
  3. adco
    7th Aug 2008 09:37
    16 years, 2 months & 28 days ago
  4. female comebacks
    1st Aug 2008 12:20
    16 years, 3 months & 3 days ago
  5. phone will ring
    20th Jul 2008 15:35
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
  6. 1 scary way to break up
    20th Jul 2008 15:25
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
  7. read and cry
    13th Jul 2008 18:08
    16 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
female comebacks
16 years, 3 months & 3 days ago
1st Aug 2008 12:20

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

  1. To Paw Paw
    7th Mar 2009 21:28
    15 years, 7 months & 29 days ago
  2. Really sad
    16th Aug 2008 16:13
    16 years, 2 months & 19 days ago
  3. adco
    7th Aug 2008 09:37
    16 years, 2 months & 28 days ago
  4. female comebacks
    1st Aug 2008 12:20
    16 years, 3 months & 3 days ago
  5. phone will ring
    20th Jul 2008 15:35
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
  6. 1 scary way to break up
    20th Jul 2008 15:25
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
  7. read and cry
    13th Jul 2008 18:08
    16 years, 3 months & 22 days ago