how to impress a girl

*please for goodness sakes! those armpit noises you make are soooo disgusting. no way to have a girl like you.
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*flowers are really romantic only when your old enough to drive or something.if your young, they'll assume your mom bought them.
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*for valentines, make it a secret admirer thing. but dont sign your name. it excites a girl when they read it and are puzzling over who likes them. only dont put in "i got this for you because my mom made me" or "i got this for you because i thought you wouldnt get any."
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*go for people in your age range.
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*computer programing is not the best thing in the world.
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*If you see a girl struggling to pick up something, dont taunt her. go over there to help her. greet her with a smile and test the weight of the object, if you can lift it, help her and if you cant, sit on it and engage her in a conversation.
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*if you see a girl crying, comfort her. its the best way to win a girls heart.
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*humans are self centered so if the girl is mrs. talks-a-lot, listen closely. if you dont, and she quizzes you or asks you something, dont be a doofus.
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*dont be staring at another girl. the girl will get upset.
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*if you break up with your girlfriend, let her down easy. if she cries, comfort her. but if she pushes you away, let her go.
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*if the girl starts getting teary about a pet, be sensitive. dont tell her to get over it. tell her it will be ok. and dont talk about it unless she does first.

you'll find that if you do this stuff, you'll win a girls heart.

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