Fakies and Realies.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your

funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing! To my friends Kitty,Blackie,Raye Mina,Staph,Foxie,and My Newtie -Newt-Newtums I hope my bad attitude will not keep us from being friends.(I did not use real names in case you are stupid)