✨Club Events✨
7 months, 18 days & 4 hrs ago
30th Mar 2025 05:12 Princess Party
In honor of
His Majesty Hair the Hairless acquiring 41 princess pets, we have put together a selection of 41 princess/royal items.
The selection shall remain a secret-
choose a number (1-41) and comment your choice on the club blog followed by your username. Iduna will send you your pick! The list will be updated as prizes get chosen. If there are prizes remaining on Friday, you may choose a second number.
Numbers remaining:
2,5,6,12,14,15,16, 20,23,24,25,26,28,35,36,38,40,
Mad Libs
1. Mojo Jojo
Behold! I am (Mojo Jojo), the (sweet) mastermind of (sewer).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (Poop Blaster 5000), but no more!
With my army of (Bootleg Xoi) and my (smelly) (90s era snap bracelet), I will (quiver) the entire (toilet) until it kneels before me!
Even (Captain Boo-Bee) cannot stop my (melodrama) from spreading across the world. Soon every (hot dog) will chant my name: (Mojo Jojo) ruler of (sewer)!
2. Dark Tail
Behold! I am (Dark Tail), the (orange) mastermind of (Halloweentown).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (shrink ray), but no more!
With my army of (Furbies) and my (fuzzy) (claws of venom), I will (screech) the entire (cheese) until it kneels before me!
Even (Captain Strong Jaw) cannot stop my (Damsel) from spreading across the world. Soon every (twin) will chant my name: (Dark Tail) ruler of (Halloweentown)!
3. Dr. Diarrhea
Behold! I am (Dr. Diarrhea), the (stinky) mastermind of (the bathroom).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (toilet), but no more!
With my army of (toilet snakes) and my (vile) (plunger 3000), I will (poop) the entire (dung) until it kneels before me!
Even (Manpoopman) cannot stop my (febreeze) from spreading across the world. Soon every (plural noun) will chant my name: (Dr. Diarrhea) ruler of (the bathroom)!
4. The Poo Popper
Behold! I am (the Poo Popper), the (jiggly) mastermind of (Ian’s profile).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (chia pet), but no more!
With my army of (Axolotls) and my (squishy) (boomerang), I will (sneeze) the entire (Hair) until it kneels before me!
Even (Daddy Daycare) cannot stop my (Decadork) from spreading across the world. Soon every (crab) will chant my name: (Poo Popper) ruler if (Ian’s Profile)!
5. Lord Sprinkles the Sinister
Behold! I am (Lord Sprinkles the Sinister), the (sticky) mastermind of (the abandoned donut factory).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (frosting ray), but no more!
With my army of (sugar gremlins) and my (sparkly) (spatula of doom), I will (chase) the entire (cupcake) until it kneels before me!
Even (Captain Kale) cannot stop my (betrayal) from spreading across the world. Soon every (egg) will chant my name: (Lord Sprinkles the Sinister) ruler of (the abandoned donut factory)!
6. Mr. Middle Management
Behold! I am (Mr. Middle Management), the (bloody) mastermind of (bathroom).
For years, those foolish heroes laughed at my (fart ray), but no more!
With my army of (penguins) and my (fried) (chainsaw) I will (lick) the entire (sled) until it kneels before me!
Even (Little Lollipop) cannot stop my (scoliosis) from spreading across the world. Soon every (turtle) will chant my name: (Mr. Middle Management) ruler of (bathroom)!
