My favorite quotes

Jack: Me I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, Honestly. Its the honest ones you have to watch out for.


Jack: No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead!

Mom Turner: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car?
Dad Turner: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.


"I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts." - Squidward.

READ THIS!!

i found this on som1 else's blog if u read this u hav to post it on urs!!!!


read

> >>> > a girl went to a party and
> >>> >
> >>> >she ended up staying longer than
> >>> >
> >>> >planned,
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >had to walk home alone. She wasn't
> >>> >
> >>> >afraid
> >>> >
> >>> >because it was a small town and she lived
> >>> >
> >>> >only
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >few blocks away.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >As she walked along under the tall elm
> >>> >
> >>> >trees,
> >>> >
> >>> >Diane asked God to keep her safe from
> >>> >
> >>> >harm
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >danger.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When she reached the alley, which was a
> >>> >
> >>> >short
> >>> >
> >>> >cut to her house, she
> >>>decided to take it.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >However, halfway down the alley she
> >>> >
> >>> >noticed
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >man standing at the end as though he
> >>> >
> >>> >were
> >>> >
> >>> >waiting
> >>> >
> >>> >for her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She became uneasy and began to pray,
> >>> >
> >>> >asking
> >>> >
> >>> >for
> >>> >
> >>> >God's protection.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >Instantly a comforting feeling of
> >>> >quietness
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >security wrapped round her, she felt as
> >>> >
> >>> >though
> >>> >
> >>> >someone was walking with her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When she reached the end of the alley,
> >>> >
> >>> >she
> >>> >
> >>> >walked right past the man and arrived
> >>> >
> >>> >home
> >>> >
> >>> >safely.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >The following day, she read in
> >>>the
> >>> >
> >>> >newspaper
> >>> >
> >>> >that
> >>> >
> >>> >a young girl had been in the same
> >>> >
> >>> >alley
> >>> >
> >>> >just
> >>> >
> >>> >twenty minutes after she had been there.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
> >>> >
> >>> >the
> >>> >
> >>> >fact
> >>> >
> >>> >that it could have been her, she began to
> >>> >
> >>> >weep.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
> >>> >
> >>> >help
> >>> >
> >>> >this
> >>> >
> >>> >young woman, she decided to go to the
> >>> >
> >>> >police
> >>> >
> >>> >station.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She felt she could recognize the man, so
> >>> >
> >>> >she
> >>> >
> >>> >told
> >>> >
> >>> >them her story.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >The police asked her if she would
> >>> >be
> >>> >
> >>> >willing to
> >>> >
> >>> >look
> >>> >
> >>> >at a lineup to see if
> >>>she could identify
> >>> >
> >>> >him.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She agreed and immediately pointed out
> >>> >
> >>> >the
> >>> >
> >>> >man
> >>> >
> >>> >she had seen in the alley the night
> >>> >
> >>> >before.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When the man was told he had been
> >>> >
> >>> >identified,
> >>> >
> >>> >he
> >>> >
> >>> >immediately broke down and confessed.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >asked if there was anything they could do
> >>> >
> >>> >for
> >>> >
> >>> >her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She asked if they would ask the man one
> >>> >
> >>> >question.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >Diane was curious as to why he had not
> >>> >
> >>> >attacked
> >>> >
> >>> >her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When the policeman asked him, he
> >>> >
> >>> >answered, "Because she wasn't
> >>>alone.
> >>> >
> >>> >She
> >>> >
> >>> >had
> >>> >
> >>> >two tall men walking on both sides of
> >>> >
> >>> >her."
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
> >>> >
> >>> >you're
> >>> >
> >>> >never
> >>> >alone. Did you know that 98% of
> >>> >
> >>> >teenagers
> >>> >
> >>> >will not stand up for God?
> >>> >
> >>> >Repost this as (your city) if you truly
> >>> >
> >>> >believe
> >>> >
> >>> >in
> >>> >
> >>> >God..
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter
> >>>what
> >>> >
> >>> >"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in
> >>>front of my
> >>> >Father"
> >>> >
> >>> >STAND UP FOR HIM
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >98% wont post this
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >are you part of the 2% that will????????
> >>> >
> >>> > Learn.Laugh.Share. Reallivemoms is right
> >>>place!

ok this is not one of those stupid chain things

Try This!

Seriously...this is freaky...I even tried it myself and most of the answers where true...Do not cheat(you'll kick yourself later). Have Fun.

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true.
I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The
person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read
the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur syt within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!!!


My answers:

Hi this is Seanybear!! I did this quiz and it got EVERYTHING even the song... i am still a bit shocked, but it worked! It is sooo cool... Her were my answers:

1. 7

2.3

3. ???J??? not risking my brother (love him, but he is gone something really bad happened to his dad and he is gone... don't know where, but I miss him sooo much I want to cry, but I won't)

4. Allie(best friends always on the same page, think the same, don't know what i would do if she... had anything happen, but nothing will I won't let that happen)

5.Emily K.(known her since kindergarten, she knows me and I know her, every little gesture means something that she isn't saying and every little thing that we say to each other has a bigger meaning, really good friends, but we don???t really think the same)

6. Carter (a totally cool 9 year old, My lucky star )

7. ???Jon??? not his name but is close (like him. he has changed since we met and is sometimes confusing, i don't get him at all, but it is mysterious it causes a challenge I like challenges lol)

8. I'm for you, by Toby Mac (Jordan was just like that, i was always first and expected the greatest from me even though i couldn't give it. He always complimented me and meant it...)

9. I'm not who I was (He's not at all, love it)

10. Diverse City, by Toby Mac (I???m a mix of different personalities, that???s what makes me different)

11. Stand in the Rain, by Superchick (ever heard it? well it tells a lot about me... but i am going to straighten up i promise)

Well, hope that taught you a little bit about me!! Have a great day!