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  1. ADORABLE
    17th Jun 2011 12:51
    13 years, 5 months & 15 days ago
  2. Football
    27th Dec 2010 15:42
    13 years, 11 months & 4 days ago
  3. Guestbook
    10th Nov 2010 12:29
    14 years & 20 days ago
  4. Marshmallowland
    28th Oct 2010 13:54
    14 years, 1 month & 3 days ago
  5. SO SAD
    14th Feb 2010 13:46
    14 years, 9 months & 16 days ago
  6. I Screamed For A Reason
    12th Feb 2010 12:39
    14 years, 9 months & 18 days ago
  7. I Got Arrested
    27th Jan 2010 13:44
    14 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
  8. 2010 To Do List
    25th Jan 2010 11:42
    14 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
  9. 1000 Questions
    25th Jan 2010 10:50
    14 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
  10. Stupid Labels
    22nd Jan 2010 15:21
    14 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
I Screamed For A Reason
14 years, 9 months & 18 days ago
12th Feb 2010 12:39

I Got A Pack Of New Moon (Twilight) Trading Cards. Here's The "Chart":
Randomly-inserted Bonus Cards feature:
9 card puzzle-NEW MOON: 1 in every 7 packs
6 card puzzle-THE WOLFPACK: 1 in every 7 packs
6 card set-THE VOLTURI COVEN: 1 in 11 packs
3 card set- SEEING ALICE- 1 in every 23 packs
1 card RECKLESS 1 in every 104 packs

So I Looked At That And I Had A Gut Feeling That RECKLESS Was In There But Then I Said No. So I Opened The Pack And Looked At Them All And The Fourth One Was Reckless! That Card Costs $40 On Sites Like Amazon And eBay, And I Got It In A Pack, For $2! So I Called My Friend Maria And I Told Her, And She Was Like NO WAY!!!!!!!! 'Cause She Was Gonna Get On eBay So Now Where Ever I Got My Cards Go ('Cause That Card Is Like Finding Gold) Here Is What It Says On The Back:

'After Edward Leaves, Bella Is In Despair. She Finds That In Dangerous Situations, The Vision Of Edward Appears, Warning Her To Stop. Desperate To Keep Edward's Memory Alive, She Seeks The Rush Of Adrenaline That Danger Brings, From Riding Motorcycles, Meeting Strangers, Jumping Off Cliffs. Her Desolation Makes Her... RECKLESS.'

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I Got Arrested
14 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
27th Jan 2010 13:44

Its pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED

2010 To Do List
14 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
25th Jan 2010 11:42

In 2010 You Do Things Like...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.


2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.


3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace.


4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.


6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.


7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.


8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.


9] And you were too busy to notice number 5.


10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.


11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. :]


12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did so post it!

1000 Questions
14 years, 10 months & 5 days ago
25th Jan 2010 10:50

The Basics
1.) Your name: Lauren
2.) Nicknames: Laur Laur, Laur, Kitty, Jesus, White Giraffe
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Some
4.) Location: USA
5.) Age: Why Do You Care
6.) Birthday: Aug. 5
7.) Zodiac sign: Leo
8.) Parents names: Stephanie and Jay
9.) Siblings?: One Brother, Two Step-Brothers, and Two Sisters
10.) Pets: 3 Cats
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 5
12.) Religion: Jewish
13.) If so-practicing?: ?
14.) Male or Female?: Female.
15.) Is your family close?: Somewhat

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Mottzerella Sticks (Did I Spell It Right?)
17.) TV shows: iCarly, Victorious, and True Jackson VP
18.) Movies: Twilight Saga
19.) Actors: IDK..
20.) Actresses: IDK
21.) Books: All
22.) Artists: Lady Gaga
23.) Types of Music: Pop
24.) Video Games: Smackdown vs RAW
25.) Computer Games: IDK
26.) Outfits: Anything
27.) Stores: Rue 21
28.) Sports: Softball
29.) Colors: All
30.) Numbers: 3
31.) Websites: Marapets, icanhascheezburger,Stardoll
32.) Cartoons characters: None
33.) TV Channels: Too Many
34.) Made For TV Movies: ?

35.) Comedians: IDK
36.) Comediennes: IDK
37.) Hair products: Curler and Hairspray
38.) Makeup Products: LipGloss
39.) Kind of Pens: Sharpie
40.) Kind of Shows: Any
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Tree Earrings
42.) Kinds of Soap: Dove
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Suave
44.) Game System: Wii
45.) CD s: None
46.) Snacks: Ice Cream
47.) Past times: IDK
Hang With My Daddy
49.) Magazines: People
50.) Animals: kitties.

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: American Egale
52.) Favorite sweatpants: IDK
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: T-shirt and Jeans
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: no.
55.) Do you like it?: ya.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: American Eagle
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Yes.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: not really my sis is
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: DC
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Yes
61.) Do you wear hats?: Sometimes
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Yes
63.) If so, what?: Earrings
64.) Do you wear belts?: Yes
65.) Do you wear skirts?: Not alot
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: No
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: No.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?:no.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Yes
70.) If so, what is it like?: depends.

School
71.) What are your grades like?: Nothing less than a B
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: No
73.) Are you failing anything?: No
74.) Do you take a language?: Yes
75.) If so which language?:Spanish
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: My Math/ Science Teacher
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: Don't Have One
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: No
79.) If so, with what?: ...
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: Sometimes
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? Once in a blue moon
82.) Do you take art?: yes
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: Bus
84.) Do you like school?: Love it!!!
85.) How big is your school?: Not small but not big
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: A LOT
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: Not really
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: Don't Have One In My School
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: Been In1
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: Last Year (2009).

Your Room 8up to here other answers from the previous person*
91.) What color is your room?: White.
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Messy.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Don't Have One
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: Yes
95.) If so, of what?: Too Many Things
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yes
97.) A computer?: No
98.) A radio?: No
99.) An alarm clock?: no.
100.) A stereo?: no.
101.) What is under your bed?: Who Knows
102.) Do you have a big closet?: No
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Not allowed
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No.
105.) If so, what design?: No
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: Yes
107.) If so, of what?: Two Posters
108.) Do you decorate your door?: No.
109.) With what?: No
110.) What color is your carpet?: Woodened Floor

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Black Eyed Peas
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: Not Alot
113.) How many exactly?: 2
114.) Do you download music?: No
115.) What are your favorite songs?: Tik Tok, Your Love Is My Drug, Blah Blah Blah, etc.
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Yes
117.) Do you like loud music?: Yes
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: No
119.) Do you like rap?: Yes
120.) Do you like country?: HECK NO!!!

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Law And Order
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Yes
123.) Do you watch the news?: No
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: A little.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Victoria Justice.
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: sometimes.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yes
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: Like 4-5
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: Yes
130.) What is your take on commercials?: ANNOYING!!
131.) How big is your TV?: Not small, not big
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Both
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No.
134.) Do you like dramas?: yes
135.) Do you like comedies?: yes.
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Bad
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: Nope
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Baseball
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Yes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: lol ya.

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Jewish
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Last Time Was '05
142.) Pro-life?: No
143.) Pro-choice?:YES.
144.) Are you a virgin?: NO
145.) Do you believe in God?: YES
146.) Jesus?: YES
147.) Allah?: NO
148.) Buddha?: YES
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: YES.

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Gianna, Maria and Kim
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: Yep.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Nick T
154.) Craziest?: Connor
155.) Weirdest?: Nick K
156.) Prettiest: Amber
157.) Fanciest?: ?
158.) Sportiest?: ?
159.) Girliest?: ?
160.) Mellowest?: ?
161.) Stupidest?: ME
162.) Smartest?: Alex P
163.) Thugest?: ?
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: A LOT
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: 1
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: IDK
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Yep
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yeah
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: No
170.) Are you part of a clique?: Was
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Sometimes
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: Not close friends
173.) Where did you meet them?: Mostlyy In The Search Bar,Friends List Of Other People, Or They Mailed Me
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: What?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Not really
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: No not really
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Kinda
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: I cant live without them for a minute!!
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 9 to 10
180.) How is this survey so far?: Fun

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Book bag
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk
183.) Rock/Rap: Rap
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Jay-Z
185.) Justin/Clay: Justin
186.) Ruben/Clay: Ruben.
187.) Cat/Dog: Dog.
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVDs
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big Screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: In The Theater.
193.) Popcorn/Candy: popcorn.
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: fake.
196.) sister/brother: sister.
197.) Home/House: Home.
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: French.
199.) Art/Computer: Art.
200.) Laptop/Desktop: desktop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: coke.
202.) Orange/Apple: apple.
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer
204.) Email/Letters: Letters.
205.) Big/Small: Big.
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: pizza.
207.) Baby/Toddler: baby.
208.) 16/21: 21.
209.) CSI/24: 24.
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Chuck Norris.
212.) Letterman/Leno: Letterman.
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Jetsons.
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Neither.
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Briefs
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Skorts.
219.) Fork/Spoon: Fork
220.) People/InTouch: People.

Are you
221.) Gothic?: no.
222.) a freak?: Sometimes
223.) a computer nerd?: Define Nerd
224.) a science freak?: no
225.) a sports fan?: not really.
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: No
227.) a class clown?: Sometimes
228.) funny?: Always
229.) serious?: Always
230.) intellectual?: ya.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: no.
232.) a failure?: Not really.
233.) a success?: Somewhat
234.) a loser?: A little one.
235.) popular?: Somewhat
236.) lazy?: ya.
237.) outgoing?: Kinda.
238.) shy?: Only when I'm around scary looking people
239.) friendly?: Yeah
240.) easily annoyed?: YES
241.) tolerant of others views?: i try.
242.) addicted to crack?: No
243.) addicted to any other drug?: Is a Love a Drug? If not No
244.) a partier?: YES
245.) naturally hyperactive?: YES.
246.) wild?: In the right way
247.) sporty?: Kinda.
248.) smelly?: Rarely.
249.) an insomniac?: Yes.
250.) a procrastinator?: When it comes to homework.
251.) a criminal?: no.
252.) a crackpot?: no.
253.) a bookworm?: Nolan is.
254.) hairy?: No
255.) good at playing basketball?: Yep.
256.) in high school?: no.
257.) in prison?: Not currently 258.) from mars?: No
259.) straight?: Like a Line
260.) The chickens have ?: No.

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yep
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: No
263.) Do you like nuns?: Yes.
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: No.
265.) Do you use correct English?: Sometimes.
266.) Hablar Espanol?: Sometimes
267.) Hovor?? slovensk???: What?
268.) Speak English?: Yes
269.) Do you know what a CAT is?: Yep
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Yo' Daddy?
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Uhh
272.) Like Vlad?: WHAT?
273.) Homer?: haha.
274.) Are you a busy body?: sometimes.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: Yes!!!
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: NO
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: ?
278.) Who do you wish was president?: ...
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: hes dumb.
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Yes.
281.) Are you insecure?: A lot
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: No
283.) Roman culture?: I don't know
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: modern and victorian.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: Wha?
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Love it!!
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: NO
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: YES!!
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: Those 'smart' Clocks are a pain
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: sometimes.
291.) Does anybody really care?: Sometimes.
292.) Who sings that song?: NickleBack!
293.) Do you like Chicago?: NO
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: I Don't Know
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: A++
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: not circles.
297.) Do you play with dolls?: Maybe...
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: NO
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Yes

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Yes
302.) What do you do?: Clean my house
303.) Does your boss like you?: yes
304.) How much do you get paid?: $00.00
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: No
306.) Do you have a credit card?: No
307.) a checkbook?: No
308.) Are you a big spender?: YES
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Yes
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: $10.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: less than a dollar.
312.) How about a Franc?: ?
313.) Do you really care?: no.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: Kinda
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: Kinda
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Who doesn't want more money?
317.) Why?: So I can save for my later life
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Filthy Rich
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: Yep
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: Over 100 Dollars
321.) What are you wearing?: Right Now, PJs.
322.) What are you listening to?: Birds Out My Winsdow.
323.) Who are you talking to?: My self.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Nothing
325.) How is your hair?: Messy
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: Toes
327.) Are you cold or warm?: warm.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: A little
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Cup Of Cereal, Camera, A Non-Working Phone, A Dead DS
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: 'Renesmee.'
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: Food
333.) What time is it?: 7:37 A.M.
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Checking On My Sis (She Broke Her Arm)
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: She's Not Awake.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: YES
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: She's Alsleep
338.) What are any people around you doing?: Watching T.V.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Nick T.
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: No.

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: 45 Minutes
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Kinda.
343.) If so, what?: Cover up
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Yeah
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: Yes
346.) What would you change?:lose weight, and get rid of zits.
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Nothing really
348.) Do you dye your hair?: NEVER
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Curl It
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Brunette
351.) What is your eye color?: Brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No.
353.) Do you look like your parent(s)?: I Look Like My Dad
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: Yeah
356.) Why?: Probably a Strange Side effect
357.) Do you have any piercings?: Ears
358.) Any tattoos?: No
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: no.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: Yeah but they never are school looks.

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: no
362.) Out of your state?: yes
363.) Out of your city? yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: No. Did Back To Back Vacations Once ('07 '08)
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Florida 18 Hours (To Drive)
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Yes
367.) In a boat?: Yes.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: no
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: About 100 Miles
370.) Do you drive?: No

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: BMW
372.) Color for that car?: Purple
373.) Do you have your liscense?: no
374.) Permit?: no
375.) Do you like fast cars?: Too dangerous

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: 10 hours
377.) Is this enough?: A few more hours would be nice
378.) Do you dream every night?: I sometimes dream
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: ...
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Yes
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Almost once
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: No
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: side
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: My mother is my alarm clock
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: Mother

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Birthdays
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: Yes.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: Oh Heck Yeah!!!!
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: Yes.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No.
396.) Ever been drunk?: NO
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: no.
398.) For what?: Nothing
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: no
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Sometimes.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: Family
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Yes
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: YEAH!!!
404.) What about those racing games?: Yes
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: I think 2
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: 2
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: sortof.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: no
409.) Who has the best parties?: My Friend Kayla.

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: No
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: YES!
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: 2
414.) Who?: People...
415.) Do they know? One does
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: 1 <3
417.) Kissed in the past year? Never kissed anyone
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: i love you!
419.) How many people have you said ???I love you??? to?: my friends.
420.) Did you mean it?: sure
421.) If you didn't mean in, why did you bother saying it?: friends love.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Yeah
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: I don???t.
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: .
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: I would

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Britney.
427.) Justin or JC: justin.
428.) Frodo or Sam: idk?
429.) B2K or Nsync: Nsync!
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Eat my shorts
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Simon
433.) Conan or Jay: Conan
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: Rosie
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: pam.
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: Tommy lee
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: Chris Matthews

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: My Friends
439.) Why do you look up to them?: They Saved my life
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: ya
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "To the world you are maybe just one person, But to just one person you maybe the world."
442.) Do your parent(s) inspire you?: Yes
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: All the time

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: average.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: yes.
446.) What kind?: Glazed
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Yes
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: No
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: No
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: in.
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: idk.
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: no.
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: YES
454.) How is this survey so far?: Fine
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: Haven't seen it

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: Perfect
457.) The world: its sad.
458.) President Bush: Pain
459.) Ahhhhnold: Amazing
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: AMAZING!
461.) Howard Stern: ?
462.) The war in Iraq: stupid.
463.) the economy: bad.
464.) jay-z retiring: hes retiring????
465.) school: AMAZING
466.) going to college: Sure
467.) marriage: YES
468.) football: Kinda
469.) baseball: Okay
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: HORRIBLE!!!

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: ...
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: No.
473.) Fart a lot?: haha not a lot.
474.) Burp a lot?: Can't burp
475.) Do stupid things in public?: CONSTANTLY
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: YES
477.) Have random hallucinations?: No
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: not really.
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.
481.) Sing in the shower?: Rarely.
482.) Play any card game?: War.
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: A stuffed dog.
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: No.
485.) Have a snake?: No
486.) Have webbed feet?: No.
487.) Wear colorful socks?: No.
488.) Have a life?: Yes
489.) Drink coffee?: No
490.) Drink tea?: No

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: pupster777, pupster7777, TwilightLoverFreak
492.) Emails?: no.
493.) Do you have a website?: no.
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: No
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: ya.
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Mara pets
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: None
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: No
499.) If so, what?:
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: A Game
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Not Close Ones
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No.
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Mara Pals.
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? Rarely LOL
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: no.
506.) Whats your desktop background?: I Don't Remember
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: n/a
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: 121
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: Nope.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: No

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you???ve ever received?: Wii
512.) Whats the worst present you???ve ever received?: . . .
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: ya.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: haha ya.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: Nope

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: 92.3
517.) Favorite Day Of The Week: Friday
518.) Favorite fruit: Apple
519.) Favorite vegetable: Broccoli.
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Turkey
521.) Favorite candy bar: Hershey's
522.) Favorite nail polish: Lilac
523.) Favorite chair: Spinny Kind
524.) Favorite early morning show: Today.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: ?
526.) Favorite writing paper: ?
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: ?
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): Can't Decide
529.) Favorite distant relative: no distant ones
530.) Favorite dessert: Cake
531.) Favorite weather: 72 and sunny.
532.) Favorite season: Spring
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Nike.
534.) Favorite lunch: McDonalds
535.) Favorite breakfast: Cereal
536.) Favorite author: Stephenie Meyer
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: IDK
538.) Favorite band to see live: Black Eyed Peas
539.) Favorite survey you???ve ever gotten: Kinda.

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Nike
541.) Alone/With friends: With friends
542.) Work/Have off: Have Off
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Pomegranate
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: raspberry.
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: cheech and chong.
546.) Pie/Cake: Pie
547.) Who/The Who: The Who
548.) Older/Newer: Older
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Pretzel Log
550.) Boyfriend/Guyfriend: Boyfriend

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: YES
552.) Skipped school?: Once (Faked Sick)
553.) Done drugs?: NO
554.) Been drunk?: NO
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: NO
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: NO
557.) Gone insane?: YES!!!
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: No.
559.) Been in a car accident?: no
560.) A bike accident?: No
561.) Broken a bone?: No.
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: No
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: YES
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: no
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: No
566.) More than 12 hours?: no.
567.) How about 5 hours?: yes.
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: ya
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: ???

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: never been to one
572.) How about swim meets?: yes
573.) Tennis matches?: yes.
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: yes
575.) The ones with Richard?: Yeah!!!
576.) How about Match Game?: no
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: sometimes
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: YES!!!
579.) Do Chickens appeal to you?: YES
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: Yes
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Yes
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: No.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: No.
584.) Do you like TiVo?: no
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: no
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: no.
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: No.
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Singer / Actress

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Saints
592.) Two years ago?: no idea.
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: no
594.) The author of ???Frankenstein????: no
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: no
596.) The Queen of England?: no
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: no
598.) Espanol?: No.
599.) Deutsch?: no.
600.) Japanese?: No.
601.) Fran??ais?: No.
602.) Chinese?: No.
603.) Portuguese?: No.
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Maybe Like, Two
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: No.
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: no
609.) How to fly a kite?: no
610.) How to surf?: No.
611.) Skateboard?: No.
612.) How about rollerblade?: no
613.) What year the Korean war started?: no

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: Rejection
615.) Happy eyed?: almost always
616.) What song always makes you sad?: Super sad songs
617.) Happy?: lots.
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Nick T
619.) Really depressed?: Used to be, Never again.
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: not really.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: No.
622.) A naturally happy person?: yes.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: long time
624.) What do you do?: Think of nice things
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: ????

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: My mother
627.) Talk to you?: Little Sis
628.) IM you?: haah i dont im.
629.) Touch you physically?:
630.) Touch you emotionally?:
631.) Hurt you?: Alex P
632.) Make you feel gooooood?:
633.) Scold you?: no one
634.) Praise you?: no one
635.) Say ???Hello??? to you?: I Don't Remember

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Not at all
637.) What do other people think of you?: Weird
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Messed up
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: Dancing
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: YES
641.) A weak person?: Nope
642.) Are you stressed out?: Nope, Not a care in the world
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: NO
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Depends what the insult was
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: YEAH

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, and Po.
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: YES
673.) Do you talk Simmish?
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: Pig Latin is Confusing!!!
675.) Isn???t pig latin the best?: YES!!!
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: People say I don't
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: YES
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No.
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: Not yet
680.) Are you in an asylum?:....
681.) College?: Not yet
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Perfume
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yes.
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: TGI Friday's
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Getting Years and Years Of Chocolate
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Being rejected
687.) Do like Spongebob?: ya
688.) Do you think he's stupid?: no
689.) How about Squidward?: He plays the same instrument as I do!!!
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like ???I was too busy getting attacked by a bull to do my homework????: no.
691.) Do you do your homework every night?:
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: No not really
693.) ???OOOOOO poor baby???: WHAT?
694.) Have you ever been Kissed an animal: Cats
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your hand?: yeah
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: No.
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: YES
698.) Where is your second home?: Vermont
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: AMAZING
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: 3
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes.
702.) Can you do the limbo?: not well.
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: no

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Maria
705.) Has the coolest name?: Davin
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Maria
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Amber
708.) Has the fittest body?: NO ONE!!!!
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Maria, Gianna, and Davin
710.) Has the coolest parents?:
711.) Lives closest to you?: Kimberly
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Rebecca
713.) Can you relate to most?: Gianna
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: My mother
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Nick and Jayhahn

Word Association!
716.) blow: Pop
717.) lollipop: pie
719.) cold: Baby
720.) hot: July
721.) smell: Cooking
722.) car: warm
723.) rain: Hut
724.) wet: sleeves
725.) steamy: Firealarm
726.) bite: Me
727.) beer: Dishwater
728.) rock: Hard
729.) hard: Bird
730.) soft: Feathers

OK Here's the Weird
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: Cheek
733.) Are you a tease?: Yep
734.) Hug or Hold hands: Hug

More ???Do you???
735.) Twirl your hair?: Sometimes
736.) Hate yourself?: No
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: When I Have Twilight Dreams
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Rage
740.) Touch your face a lot?: YES
741.) Watch MTV?: RARELY
742.) Have any Non Straight Friends: Not that I know of
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?: ya
744.) Wish you could fly?: sure
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: ya
746.) Read minds?: ya
747.) Watch wrestling?: Oh Heck Yeah!!!!
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: no
749.) Work out?: Not alot
750.) Play any sports?: Softball

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No.
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Yes.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: Yes
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: Once
756.) Held a gun?: Do toy guns count?
757.) Considered Love for money?: No
758.) Been used?: ya
759.) Been rejected?: Sadly yes
760.) Experimented with Roller coasters: Yes
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: CONSTANTLY
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yes
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No.
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Maybe 2 hours
767.) Done crack?: No.
768.) Done cocaine?: No
769.) Passed out during school?: no
770.) Seen a dead person?: No.

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what ROFL means?: yes.
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese?
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No.
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: No.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: No
776.) Are baseball games fun?: yes
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: yes
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: What are those?
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: ya
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: ya
781.) Do you like U2?: Not really
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded ???I LOVE U2!??? and the other person got really confused?: Thanks for givng me the idea
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: no
784 Do you straighten your hair?: Once in a blue moon
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: In gym
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: I don't even own black lipstick
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Earbuds
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: no
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: i dont
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: nothing
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: everyday.
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say ???pimping popples??? instead of ???popping pimples????: No...
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to ???Harder to breathe??? or whatever by Maroon 5?: no
796.) Do you pray daily?: once in a while
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: My soul will go to heaven
798.) Are you paranoid?: YOUR GOING TO GET ME!!!
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: no
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: no

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Michelangelo
802.) Power Ranger: Purple one
803.) Rugrat: Angelica
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Buttercup
805.) Villain: ???

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: no
807.) A CPR certification card?: no
808.) A Members Only jacket?: no.
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: no
810.) A Chicken?: I wish.
811.) A gun?: NO
812.) A pair of toe socks?: No.
813.) A portable DVD player?: no
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: No.
815.) A car?: No.
816.) A trucker hat?: No.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: ya
818.) A wife beater?: ?
819.) A butcher knife?: No.
820.) A pocket knife?: nah
821.) A Rolex?: No.
822.) A bike?: yes
823.) A Computer?: ya
824.) A bikini?: no
825.) A speedo (guys)?: No, But I know someone that does.
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No.
827.) A drum set?: No.
828.) An electric guitar?: nah
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: no
830.) Any of the ???Rocky??? movies?: No.

More Random Questions .No they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: Last time I checked no
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: Never seen aladdin
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: yes.
834.) How big is your backyard?: Don't have one
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no.
836.) Hairy chests?: no.
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: No
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No.
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: heartburn?
841.) Are you on any medication?: yes.
842.) Do you have asthma?: yes
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: yes
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: no
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: what disorder???
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: i don't remember
847.) What is your hair length?: up to my stomach
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No.
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No.
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Yes
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No.
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: no.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: no
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: SHES GRUMPY
855.) When did WW2 start?: 1941ish?
856.) When did it end?: Last month
857.) What is your nationality?: the Lauren-is-awesome one
858.) Where did your family come from?: Places!!
859.) Have you ever been to Heck?: No
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: wha???
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yes.
862.) Do people always tell you that you look Weird?: Yes
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT Random: 0.01%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like ???naked??? to get people s reactions?: no.
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: No.
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: nopeee.
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: ???
869.) Do you collect anything?: Money
870.) Have you ever stuck something in an exhaust pipe?: hahaha no.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: No
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: 2 toe
873.) Favorite finger?: middle.
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: None have came in yet
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they're so sad and stupid?: yes
877.) Have you ever kiss with someone of the same gender?: No (Besides family)
878.) If you answered yes to 877: FAMILY COME ON!!!
879.) Do you grind your teeth a lot?: once in a while
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: no i hate it.
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: no
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: no
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: Fun
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?:Yes
886.) What time is it?: 8:21 am
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: no.
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don't?: no
889.) Can you take poop in other people's houses without feeling awkward?: I don't poop at other peoples houses
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: funny, haha no
891.) What did you do?: N/A
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say ???CABBAGE????: No
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Rarely
894.) Do you think it's sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don't?: Yep
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: ya
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Poop
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Premenstrual syndrome.
898.) Do you like to take Medicine?: no
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: Infinity
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: no
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Crock Pots (from Louisiana)
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: n/a
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: no
905.) How about Good Fellas?: nah
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: nah
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: not at all.
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No.
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: haha no
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Neverland
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: ALIVE
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: yeah
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No.
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no
915.) Do you use a calculator?: if i need it.
916.) What kind is it?: my computer
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: ya
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: ya
919.) Don???t they suck?: It was fun
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yep
923.) Are you a racist?: NO!!!
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: depends.
925.) Do you diet?: no
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: ya.

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yes
929.) How often do you wash your face?: 1 a day
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: ALWAYS!!!
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: no.
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: yes
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: no.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: yes
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: LET THE GERMS FLY (Sharing is Caring)
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Somewhat

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: no
938.) Do you have OCD?: no
939.) Do you have ADHD?: no
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: no
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: no
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: No
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: no
944.) The monkey pox? no
945.) The mumps?: No.
946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: No.

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: in '08
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: no
950.) In the newspaper?: no
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: ya.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: No but I was sad
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I watched 0 seconds of it
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: idk.
956.) Throw me some Polish names: Noah(is that one?)
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 10
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: not many.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: I have a closet
960.) How much do you weigh?: lets not.
961.) How tall are you?: 5'6
962.) Do you have cankles?: no
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: no
964.) Fat thighs?: YES.
965.) Do you shave your toes?: no
966.) Do you shave your legs?: no
967.) How often?: ....
968.) How about those armpits?: no
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: No.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: No.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: ya
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: no
975.) Do you snore?: No
976.) Do you have your own room?: no
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: Used to
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: ...no
979.) Afraid of Giving birth?: kinda
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: No
981.) How about Tim Curry?: no
982.) Are you ticklish?: ya.
983.) Ever been tickled by the other gender?: YES.
984.) Ever been kissed by an animal?: No.
985.) Do you like salad?: no
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: ya
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: no
988.) Are you artsy?: not really.
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Yes.
990.) Do you like to say ???no pun intended??? for no reason?: YES!!!
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: Cookie Pie
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yes
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half full
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger???s, nephew???s, horse?: I don't know
995.) Do you like cheese?: sometimes.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: No.
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: ya.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: no.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: no.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: YES!

Stupid Labels
14 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
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On a packet of peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On a tiramisu dessert: "(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down."

On a container of bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On a packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On a bottle of children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or oberate machinery after taking this medicine."

On Nytol Sleed Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a set of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garnment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On a bottle of Palmolive dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."

Zhu Zhu Pet (Bottom Of Pet): "Keep Hair Away From Wheels"

On A Mattress: "Do Not Attempt To Eat This Product"

Cooler Bag: "Keep Closed Expect For When Open"

On A Chocolate Bar:
Warning: Wrapper Is NOT Edible

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