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EscapingTheFate
  1. How people view me.
    4th Oct 2009 18:14
    15 years, 1 month & 24 days ago
  2. How Guys Flirt
    31st Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  3. when they miss you
    31st Aug 2009 22:06
    15 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  4. Girls Dont Realize These Things
    22nd Aug 2009 13:32
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  5. Blabby Blabby Blah
    5th Aug 2009 18:01
    15 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
  6. FEMALE COMEBACKS!
    1st Aug 2009 20:20
    15 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  7. Music and Stuff
    13th Jul 2009 22:59
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  8. Can U Find The Hidden I Love You???
    13th Jul 2009 21:36
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  9. A Real Boyfriend
    10th Jul 2009 22:33
    15 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
FEMALE COMEBACKS!
15 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
1st Aug 2009 20:20

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


Music and Stuff
15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
13th Jul 2009 22:59

Fav Bands!!

Escape the fate
Tokio Hotel
Slipknot
Audio Summer
Hawthorne Heights
H.I.M
Relient K
Underoath
Ozzy
Greenday
Secondhand Serenade
The Devil Wears Prada
Drowning Pool
Jimmy Eat World
Dear Juliet
Metro Station

What about you???wub.gif

Can U Find The Hidden I Love You???
15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
13th Jul 2009 21:36

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Now repost this with "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???

If you repost this in 1 minute your wish will come true

A Real Boyfriend
15 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
10th Jul 2009 22:33

Written by a boy......

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (unless you dont have a cell phone)
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"

Girls post this as a real boyfriend
Guys post this as I'd be this boyfriend <3

Sweetest thing I've ever read <3

  1. How people view me.
    4th Oct 2009 18:14
    15 years, 1 month & 24 days ago
  2. How Guys Flirt
    31st Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  3. when they miss you
    31st Aug 2009 22:06
    15 years, 2 months & 27 days ago
  4. Girls Dont Realize These Things
    22nd Aug 2009 13:32
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  5. Blabby Blabby Blah
    5th Aug 2009 18:01
    15 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
  6. FEMALE COMEBACKS!
    1st Aug 2009 20:20
    15 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  7. Music and Stuff
    13th Jul 2009 22:59
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  8. Can U Find The Hidden I Love You???
    13th Jul 2009 21:36
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  9. A Real Boyfriend
    10th Jul 2009 22:33
    15 years, 4 months & 19 days ago