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  1. 10 wqays you know you're in love.
    30th Apr 2009 11:32
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  2. luck 7! oooh!
    29th Apr 2009 16:06
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  3. are you bored?
    29th Apr 2009 15:49
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  4. FYI!! lol For you to know!!!
    29th Apr 2009 15:40
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  5. did you ever wander?
    29th Apr 2009 15:31
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  6. how to give a cat a pill! dont try this at home!
    26th Apr 2009 13:09
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  7. true and sad! PLEASE READ!!!
    25th Apr 2009 18:37
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  8. 21st Century BreakDOWN
    7th Apr 2009 19:40
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  9. Jack, one...two...three......JUMP!
    5th Feb 2009 15:35
    15 years, 9 months & 17 days ago
how to give a cat a pill! dont try this at home!
15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
26th Apr 2009 13:09

How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

true and sad! PLEASE READ!!!
15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
25th Apr 2009 18:37

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Meyowza! I never felt tears in my eyes befor this!

21st Century BreakDOWN
15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
7th Apr 2009 19:40

That was the easy part, now for the hard...I Seem to not really feel much for him. and all this time I thought I was in love! HA! I say! HA! I know now....just a childish dream! I just wanted meaning in my hum drum life! I was bored, thats why I fell in love! Son of a road side diner and a dupster dive mother. Soon as he lear'd to walk, well...he lear'd to wander!
I'm so sorry my dear! I feel it not anymore! It was real, but no longer there!
but its funny, as I sit here and think about how much I did love you....I cry, for I feel I will never see you again, I feel I have lost you, and am never getting you back! now is that fare!
I asked a friend the other day about that, and HE said: "sounds to me like you're full of SPIT, you still love him, now go out there and get him!" and as he put on his wig and lip gloss I realized it was me...

Jack, one...two...three......JUMP!
15 years, 9 months & 17 days ago
5th Feb 2009 15:35

Jack spoke to me in a wisper and said: "I love you..."
then Aloud he said... "Lets go get some pizza!" was he for real!? Was he falling out of love! The Rabbit Hole was closing slowly and I had to get back soon. whats a girl to do! Jack the King of Hearts, now looking more like a playing card from a deck. I thought he looked funny...
I knew it. all the words he had said to me once now slowly leaked out of my eye and down my face. He laughed...but I could see the tears. "I cant cry...I'm made of paper..."
GOTCHA'! now I get it! as i sit and flood the room with my tear soked words, he sat there and made up resons and slowly becan to change forme, into a devilish creature. I was afraid...I backed away slowly. "please......" I begged. he laughed, covering his pretty little face and leaning his head back. "Please what?! what do you want me to do..." I looked shocked. WHAT! I want him to love me! "I want you to love me-ooop!" I cover my mouth, again, he giggles...
"So you want to be happy with me?"
"yes..." I sob.
He shook his head. "even if its temporary happieness."
I say nothing, yeah, thats what I want. even if its not real, even if its only for a little while, Jus to be neer him, to smell him, to look apon him when hes not looking...Just to secretly say "I'm gunna love you anyway..." just give me that! thats all I ask! I would love to live in a deluded enchanted world, where my King loves me and never stops! where the Rabbit Hole never closes...
Knowing you, I think things are gunna be fine, but then you go and change your mind!
If I were to beg, maybe he would...but why lower myself...why force him. I just wish I could have him. I know he loves me. he just wants to be scared...I will let him sit in his fear.
as I crawl out through the Rabbit Hole, I look back as it closed up. there I saw him waving goodbuy. I smile. wave, then turn around. I hear the *Click* the hole was closed, then I cried...I lay in that graveyard, next to the Rabbit Hole and throw myself across his grave. I lay there and cry for hours. I do love him, and I wont let go...

  1. 10 wqays you know you're in love.
    30th Apr 2009 11:32
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  2. luck 7! oooh!
    29th Apr 2009 16:06
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  3. are you bored?
    29th Apr 2009 15:49
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  4. FYI!! lol For you to know!!!
    29th Apr 2009 15:40
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  5. did you ever wander?
    29th Apr 2009 15:31
    15 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  6. how to give a cat a pill! dont try this at home!
    26th Apr 2009 13:09
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  7. true and sad! PLEASE READ!!!
    25th Apr 2009 18:37
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
  8. 21st Century BreakDOWN
    7th Apr 2009 19:40
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  9. Jack, one...two...three......JUMP!
    5th Feb 2009 15:35
    15 years, 9 months & 17 days ago