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  1. Female Comebacks!
    6th Mar 2009 11:50
    15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  2. My siggy!
    1st Mar 2009 14:43
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
  3. My Best freinds on marapets!
    27th Feb 2009 13:01
    15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  4. this is soooo sad!
    19th Feb 2009 15:17
    15 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
  5. TRUE!!!
    6th Feb 2009 11:27
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  6. I know who is banning all the fashion shows!!
    18th Jan 2009 12:57
    15 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  7. Ian needs to fix MaraMail!!!!!!!
    9th Jan 2009 13:58
    15 years, 10 months & 17 days ago
  8. Come chat w/ me because mm isn't working
    9th Jan 2009 13:56
    15 years, 10 months & 17 days ago
Female Comebacks!
15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
6th Mar 2009 11:50

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

My siggy!
15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
1st Mar 2009 14:43

http://www.marapets.com/topics.php?id=2318856&fid=21&latest=1
is where you can find my siggy or just go to http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn438/MaraG32/shine.png copy and paste either one to see my siggy! It's awesome!

Here's a couple links:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/twilight/zjrk17/twilight.jpg?o=29

http://i42.tinypic.com/1ift02.jpg

http://s580.photobucket.com/albums/ss250/kittie799/?action=view&current=heartyheart.jpg

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn438/MaraG32/shine.png

http://s4.tinypic.com/21ocxme.jpg

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THESE WITHOUT PERMISSION! I HAVE PERMISSION FROM USERS TO USE THESE PICS!

My Best freinds on marapets!
15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
27th Feb 2009 13:01

My best friend is allena94 but the thing won't let her be my first bff! PouioB is my cousin and funnybunny2209 is my sister's user name and MonkeyPistol2001 is my other sister and Risaki is a girl that I met on marapets in my early days. My bff's in real life is Haley Woods, Caitlyn Hoffman, Leah Butler, and Shelbey Gray!

Haley's user name is HaleyWoo!

this is soooo sad!
15 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
19th Feb 2009 15:17

boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...





TRUE!!!
15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
6th Feb 2009 11:27

TRUE!

Did you know........................

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you.

Advice....

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER



WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER



WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT



WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!




WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL



WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!



WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS



WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU



WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY



WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS



post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this friday
and the one u love will love you back

  1. Female Comebacks!
    6th Mar 2009 11:50
    15 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  2. My siggy!
    1st Mar 2009 14:43
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
  3. My Best freinds on marapets!
    27th Feb 2009 13:01
    15 years, 8 months & 30 days ago
  4. this is soooo sad!
    19th Feb 2009 15:17
    15 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
  5. TRUE!!!
    6th Feb 2009 11:27
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  6. I know who is banning all the fashion shows!!
    18th Jan 2009 12:57
    15 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  7. Ian needs to fix MaraMail!!!!!!!
    9th Jan 2009 13:58
    15 years, 10 months & 17 days ago
  8. Come chat w/ me because mm isn't working
    9th Jan 2009 13:56
    15 years, 10 months & 17 days ago