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  1. fun quiz!!!
    6th Dec 2009 14:16
    14 years, 11 months & 19 days ago
  2. WRITTEN BY A GUY
    6th Dec 2009 13:59
    14 years, 11 months & 19 days ago
  3. myspace!
    23rd Apr 2009 15:58
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  4. sad luv story!
    23rd Apr 2009 15:12
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  5. quotes
    23rd Apr 2009 14:17
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  6. no one deserves this!
    30th Mar 2009 14:38
    15 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  7. daddy's poem
    25th Mar 2009 15:52
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
  8. emotional test no cheats!
    23rd Mar 2009 15:52
    15 years, 8 months & 3 days ago
  9. girlz don't get green!
    23rd Mar 2009 15:37
    15 years, 8 months & 3 days ago
  10. WORST THING
    18th Feb 2009 09:10
    15 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
blonde test!
15 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
18th Feb 2009 09:08

take this test, if u get 10 or less u have black hair, if u get 25 or less ur brunette, if u get around 30 and beyond you are blonde
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


[x] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.


[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.


[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.


[]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket


[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even know when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

32 but i have brown hair weird

female comebacks!
15 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
18th Feb 2009 07:25

"female comebacks"

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
15 years, 9 months & 6 days ago
17th Feb 2009 13:14

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender.




4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 1










And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE?
15 years, 9 months & 13 days ago
10th Feb 2009 14:36

CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE?

Body: If you can find "i love you" i less then 1 minute then you truely love someone

Once you find ' i love you' in this
message, scrowll down and make a wish...
DONT CHEAT!!!
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Good luck







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after u find i love you, make a wish
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Now repost this with "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???

If you repost this in 1 minute your wish will come true


No Offense To Blondes~~~~~~Sorry!
15 years, 9 months & 16 days ago
6th Feb 2009 19:14

No Offense To Blondes~~~~~~Sorry!

NO OFFENCE TO BLONDES~~~~~~sorry!

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
> > >> >
> > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W"
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> > >> >she called me to get my phone number.
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> > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the
> > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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> > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead
> > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
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> > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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> ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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> > >> >she tried to drown a fish.
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> > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > >> >
> > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and
> > >> >starved to death.
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> > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.
> > >> >
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> > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see
> > >> >how long she slept.
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> > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at
> > >> >the Dollar Store.
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> > >> >she studied for a blood test.
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> > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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> > >> >She got hit by a parked car



> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
> > >> occur around the home,
> > >> >she moved.
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> > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took
> > >> >the 22 bus twice instead.
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> > >> >when she took you to the airport and
> > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
> > >> >she turned around and went home
> > >> >-------------------------------------------------------------
> > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this.Trust me im not making fun of u.Im even blonde.Well used to be.lol

  1. fun quiz!!!
    6th Dec 2009 14:16
    14 years, 11 months & 19 days ago
  2. WRITTEN BY A GUY
    6th Dec 2009 13:59
    14 years, 11 months & 19 days ago
  3. myspace!
    23rd Apr 2009 15:58
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  4. sad luv story!
    23rd Apr 2009 15:12
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  5. quotes
    23rd Apr 2009 14:17
    15 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  6. no one deserves this!
    30th Mar 2009 14:38
    15 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  7. daddy's poem
    25th Mar 2009 15:52
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
  8. emotional test no cheats!
    23rd Mar 2009 15:52
    15 years, 8 months & 3 days ago
  9. girlz don't get green!
    23rd Mar 2009 15:37
    15 years, 8 months & 3 days ago
  10. WORST THING
    18th Feb 2009 09:10
    15 years, 9 months & 5 days ago