1 - I skipped on 2 - I laughed at 3 - I thought about 4 - I had a fight with 5 - I slapped 6 - I ignored 7 - I licked 8 - I chatted with 9 - I hugged 10 - I kissed 11 - I was talking 12 - I sat on 13 - I cried about 14 - I fell on 15 - I wrestled with 16 - I hated 17 - I loved 18 - I killed 19 - I threatened 20 - I murdered 21 - I taught 22 - I hit 23 - I dropped 24 - I noticed 25 - I was 26 - I painted 27 - I pushed 28 - I walked on 29 - I pinched 30 - I yelled at 31 - I insulted
Now pick the first letter of your real name.
A - A map B - A sheet of paper C - A computer D - A plant E - A book F - A toilet seat G - A dog H - A bed I - A sofa J - A joker K - A battery L - A teacher M - A troit N - A person O - A basket P - A pen Q - A mobile R - A piano S - A rat T - A house U - A watch V - A donkey W - A website X - A chair Y - A lamp Z - A tissue box
Lastly, choose the last letter of your real name.
A - Because I hate homework. B - Because I felt like it. C - Because marapets rocks. D - Because my teacher died. E - Because the police officers were staring at me. F - Because I felt evil. G - Because it kicked me. H - Because I'm dumb. I - Because I was in a good mood. J - Because was feeling bored. K - Because I'm popular. L - Because I'm a wimp. M - Because I'm a coward. N - Because I'm addicted to marapets. O - Because my friend dared me. P - Because I failed all my exams. Q - Because it's christmas!! R - Because I wanted to eat it. S - Because I loved it. T - Because I'm crazy. U - Because I'm mad. V - Because I'm a woman. W - Because I'm going to take over the world. X - Because the principal suicided. Y - Because I like birds. Z - Because school sucks.
You Know You Live in 2009 when... 1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or My Space. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did!
Female Comebacks - I read this and found most of them hilarious. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "Female Comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "Don't Let This Happen"
Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm unique and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself
