A KH2 fanfic


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Vexen stared at the computer screen in the lab.
"Yes I know binary!" He Growled at the black and green 1s and 0s. He couldn't believe he was writing this crud. Anything that could save the Chilly Academic would be a miracle. Maybe He could do some fun in the lab.
His viles were lined EXACTLY the same as his Written binary. 32 Viles 32 Numbers.He carefully Poured the order of numbers for his random concoction, Cackling Silently. But Mr. Magic Bullet shooter had to be putting his drunken head In the lab."Hiiiiii"
Vexen Jumped. "You red-nose! Get out!"
But alas, Vexen Had been scared out of his wits pouring his most explosive ingredient
after a gasoline mix.Xigbar hopped out of his portal. Mortified Vexen Shoved the bomb in his portal pushing him and Xigbar away from the blast as they closed it.
Vexen stood up. He was somewhat dizzy and his face stung like a trio of wasps hunted him. And he could only see out of one eye.
He plucked black hair of his cloak.
He dusted himself off and tried to look for Xigbar. It took four seconds too run into xigbar, he was holding a mirror, scowling.
"Well just be happy it didn't kill you." Vexen said grouchily.
"Happy? How can I be HAPPY!I'M LIKE A BILLION YEARS OLD!!!!!" Xigbar yelled coldly.
"wait... Are the vents open?" vexen aid mortified
"yeah" Xigbar replied curtly.
"OMG" Vexen squawked.
The whole organization came bursting through the doors. They all started rambling
at once.
"SHUT UP!" Xigbar yelled. The room quitted
babbling and looked at vexen in xigbar's body.
" Okay Zexion whos room were you in?"
the beserker walked out with the little emo nobody. " His" they said at once.
"Okay please pair up with the person in the room with you when you switched." Vexen demanded. It was rather funny really. Until Larxene and Xion Came in. The chattering blocked out their colorful language. Xemnas Stared gawking at the girls." what about the kids?" Larxene noted." the vents were open there too ya know."
Demexious Came in Growling like a dog.
"She got fused with a dog!" Demyx in Lexus's
body yelled.
"No! You Moron!" She hissed. " None of the kids were hurt."
"I have one question," Xemnas said."how did you get here?"
Demexious glared.
"An Incident."
Demyx and Lexeus whistled.
Vexen smacked his head.
Mostly my fault.
"Not mine like Zexbar this time!"
Xigbar called out.
"Lexeus was practicing his moves and demyx came in yelping as Larxene and Xion were throwing pointy stuff at him. They made a shape like demexious, I was carring my newest potion in and I slipped on a rock. Spilling my concoction on the statue creating her." Vexen finished.
Demexious made this face: -_-;;
" Anyways, while were stuck like this, VEXEN FIX THIS!" Larxene screamed.
"Well I could but I dont have my list anymore.
It got blown up. and my computer is..."
Vexen stopped.
"Oh my god!" his computer was blown to bits.
" Dont worry, you old worrywart." Axel said.
"Easy for you to say. Woozy drunk." Xigbar said.
"Just use xemnas's computer" Said Weary eyed Roxel. Then Zexbar, Xigmyx, Veluxia, Xemaix, and soriku came in. the most anoying day ever just got worse.
Of course with all the morphed adults, 7 kids with each a dark perspective, (well except for Veluxia) were angry and bikkering. Then Light footsteps came down the staircase." Where is everyone? All the nobodies need to get out of this godforsaken place." It was a young 14 year old voice. Roxas In axels body piped up.(Authors note: Yes I used an arouku
pairing. kill me if you want. X3)
"Sora?"
The young keyblade wielder of course was being nosy so he snooped into vexens lab.
"WTH?" Sora gulped.
"I got this. Come on Kids lets stall."
Demexious grinned.
"but how?"
Xigmyx said moaning.
"I know! " Veluxia piped up.
"We'll use instruments and sing a song."
"How?" Roxel however hated this
"So so SA!" Veluxia said the spell and before you could say "shadows" they had instruments.
"Now what song?"
Xemaix said wistfully .
"how aboud ************"
he wispered into Demexious's ear.
"Good."
She grabbed the Microphone and started:
Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy
I'd like to cilp your wings, so you can't fly
I'm in love and it's a crying shame
And I know that you're the one to blame
Hey-hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop pickin' on me
I can't do my homework and I can't see straight
I meet him every morning 'bout a half past eight
I'm acting like a lovesick fool
You even got me carrying his books to school
Hey-hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop pickin' on me
You mixed me up but good, right from the very start
Hey, don't play Robin Hood with somebody else's heart
You got me jumpin' like a crazy clown
And I don't feature what you're puttin' down
Since I kissed his lovin' lips of wine
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine
Hey-hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop pickin' on me

You mixed me up but good, right from the very start
Hey, don't play Robin Hood with somebody else's heart
You got me jumpin' like a crazy clown
And I don't feature what you're puttin' down
Since I kissed his lovin' lips of wine
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine
Hey-hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop pickin' on me
Sora just stepped out of the way.
"Oh noes you dont!" It sounded like the other half of the kids woke up. Nobody knew that Braig, Jim, Myde, and Demly had secret weapons.yo-yo's. headshots were easy for them to get even though sora was running out the door.They all climbed down the staircase . except for Li. more residents of the trade. There's Li, Xalia, Ray, Namene, Demly, Deaxis, Braig, Myde, and jim.