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  1. 10 Signs you know you <3 someone
    14th Apr 2009 17:54
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  2. READ READ READ READ READ READ READ !
    13th Mar 2009 12:26
    15 years, 8 months & 19 days ago
  3. do you have a heart?
    13th Mar 2009 11:49
    15 years, 8 months & 19 days ago
  4. scroll down fast but not too fast!
    12th Mar 2009 16:07
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  5. animal abuse
    12th Mar 2009 12:27
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  6. female comebacks
    12th Mar 2009 12:21
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  7. a good boyfriend
    12th Mar 2009 12:14
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  8. IT'S GOOD TO...
    12th Mar 2009 12:10
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  9. I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
    12th Mar 2009 12:07
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  10. 1 scary way to break up
    12th Mar 2009 12:03
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
female comebacks
15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
12th Mar 2009 12:21

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen


a good boyfriend
15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
12th Mar 2009 12:14

This is a real boyfriend!

A Real Boyfriend

When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]



When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]



When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]



When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]



When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]







- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Tease her and let her tease you back.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's BUTT am I kicking baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

IT'S GOOD TO...
15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
12th Mar 2009 12:10

*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move


*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*A good friend never judges.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!


*Now.... make a wish!


Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!


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Congratulations!!


Your wish has just been received

So...

Post this on your blog and your wish will be granted

I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
12th Mar 2009 12:07

Its pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED"

1 scary way to break up
15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
12th Mar 2009 12:03

dont believe this, but i got chill bumps ....... A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful .......!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. life! DUMB ....................!!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ..............and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes!

  1. 10 Signs you know you <3 someone
    14th Apr 2009 17:54
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  2. READ READ READ READ READ READ READ !
    13th Mar 2009 12:26
    15 years, 8 months & 19 days ago
  3. do you have a heart?
    13th Mar 2009 11:49
    15 years, 8 months & 19 days ago
  4. scroll down fast but not too fast!
    12th Mar 2009 16:07
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  5. animal abuse
    12th Mar 2009 12:27
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  6. female comebacks
    12th Mar 2009 12:21
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  7. a good boyfriend
    12th Mar 2009 12:14
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  8. IT'S GOOD TO...
    12th Mar 2009 12:10
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  9. I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
    12th Mar 2009 12:07
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  10. 1 scary way to break up
    12th Mar 2009 12:03
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago