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  1. Finally won the Lottery!
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  6. Nothing better to do than THIS???
    5th Mar 2011 19:22
    13 years, 8 months & 25 days ago
  7. My Lovely Lysals!
    21st Feb 2011 18:47
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  8. Collecting red, purple and frozen roses!
    13th Feb 2011 14:13
    13 years, 9 months & 14 days ago
  9. My Adult Cakesters!
    12th Feb 2011 23:03
    13 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
  10. My Cakesters!
    12th Feb 2011 13:24
    13 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
Nothing better to do than THIS???
13 years, 8 months & 25 days ago
5th Mar 2011 19:22

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Pepsi
2. last phone call = The president. He's always bothering me about what he should do next. Like *I* would know. He got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.
3. last text message = My 11 month old daughter. Geez, kids learn cell phones so early these days!
4. last song you listened to = I don't know but it was probably by Enya or Weird Al or something equally as weird.
5. last time you cried = Just now. I got a paper cut. Owie owie owie!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = Only my ex.
7. been cheated on = No. They know better.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Well, there was this one time... at band camp...
9. lost someone special = How do you "lose" someone? Like... at the mall or something? I once lost my sister at the Gap... we still haven't found her.
10. been depressed = YES!
11. been drunk and threw up = Oh a bunch of times.

FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Pink
14. Green

THIS YEAR (2011) HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Do invisible and imaginary count?
16. Fallen out of love = No, but I fell out of a speeding car.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes. I'd tell you why but it was a TOTAL had to be there moment.
18. Met someone who changed you = No, I'm not to confident with my body, so I tend to change myself. I would let them pick the outfit tho.
19. Found out who your true friends were = Friend is such a .... relative.... word.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Someone is ALWAYS talking about me. I'm THAT important.
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = I've kissed EVERYONE on my FB list. AT THE SAME TIME! Ponder THAT!

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Well, I know them all in a way... I mean there are the people I've met, the people I've stalked and the people who have restraining orders against me but I've changed my name so they don't know it's me.
23. Do you have any pets = My husband.
24. Do you want to change your name = I want to be named Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
25. What did you do for your last birthday = I was sick. I mourned the loss of another year gone by. I probably also cried myself to sleep. Maybe at some chocolate.
26. What time did you wake up today = 9ish.
What were you doing at midnight last night = Working the pole. Uh, I mean, sleeping... like ALL normal people would be doing. Duh.
27. Name something you CANNOT wait for = The next episode of Glee.
28. Last time you saw your Mother = 7 years ago before she died. **sad face**
29. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Just one? I couldn't possibly choose.
30. What are you listening to right now = Tom grind some sort of pepper into our dinner. Sounds like he may be putting to much but I won't say anything, because you know how the saying goes... too many cooks spoil the broth... or something, something...
31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = I happen to LIVE with a man named Tom. But we call him Mr. Bill.
32. What's getting on your nerves right now = I'm gonna go with a big fat EVERYTHING.
33. Most visited webpage = Facebook an Mara.
34. Where do you want to be right now? = On an alien ship being probed.
35. Nicknames = Jimi Jo Bob Sue, J Dawg, Jmilo and other names that I can't mention on a kid's site...
36. Relationship Status = Got a ball and chain.
37. Zodiac sign = Capricorn
38. Male or female? = **checks** Oh, female apparently.
39. Elementary? = My dear Watson?
40. Middle School = More than one.
41. High school = Amphi High. Rah Rah and all that jazz.
42. Hair color = I don't even know anymore.
43. Long or short = Kinda long. But sorta short long. In between maybe?
44. Height = 5'7" I'll crush you.
45. Do you have a crush on someone? = Crushing people is my specialty.
46. What do you like about yourself? = Well there's.... oh and.... but also.... you know... I can't think of a damn thing.
47. Piercings = 6 (Guess where???)
48. Tattoos = 9.
49. Righty or lefty = Right. I dominate.

FIRSTS :
50. First surgery = C section for my first daughter.
51. First piercing = Ears. Too young to remember tho, cuz trust me, that crap hurts!
52. First best friend = Andrea. I gave her a pencil in 4th grade and it was BFF at first sight.
53. First true kiss = Nick Gfeller. Wow.
54. First vacation = Disneyland, baby!
55. First crush = I think his name was Chris Botch... but I could be botching his name. Ahahahaha, get it? Botch? Botching his name? Oh you don't get it. NEVERMIND! Sheesh.

RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating = Nothing, but jambalaya is cooking, and if that's not ready soon, I'm gonna gnaw off my own arm.
57. Drinking = Pepsi. It's satisfying. Ahhh.
58. I'm about to = A beer bong?
59. Listening to = My baby whine. She's good at it. A pro, even. She could be like Guinness World Records good.
60. Waiting for = The world to end.

YOUR FUTURE:
61. Want kids? = I have 2 girls... I don't think I can give them back, so sure... I want them.
62. Get Married? = I'm already on marriage number 2, if this doesn't work, I'm going gay.
63. Career? = Medical Billing and Coding. Wow, I almost fell asleep just typing that.

WHICH IS BETTER:
64. Lips or eyes = Eyes. Cuz you an SEE with them. I'd rather SEE things that have to walk around licking things with my lips to see what they are. What if it was poo? That would be AWKWARD!
65. Hugs or kisses = Hugs. They have nuts. Heh. I said nuts.
66. Shorter or taller = Than who? I think I'm taller than Seth Green but pretty sure I'm shorter than the Rock.
67. Older or Younger = Again, than who? I'm older than Britney Spears, but younger than Ben Affleck. You gotta specify people!
68. Romantic or spontaneous = Spontaneously romantic!
69. Nice stomach or nice arms = Yes, I have both. I'm hawt.
70. Sensitive or loud = Yes, I'm both. I'm loud, but I'm very sensitive about it.
71. Hook-up or relationship = Hook up! Let's get this party started!
72. Trouble maker or hesitant = Trouble maker. People see me coming and go "Here comes trouble!".

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger = Depends. Do you mean someone who was stranger than me? Or someone who I'd just met? Either way yes.
74. Drank hard liquor = No, usually liquor is soft, otherwise I'd have trouble getting it down my windpipe.
75. Lost glasses/contacts = They are on my face so no I haven't lost them.
76. Sex on first date = Depends...
77. Broken someone's heart = I'm not important enough to break anyone's heart.
78. Had your own heart broken = Only a couple times. Like twice. Or a hundred. Whichever.
79. Been arrested = Nope. And you'd think with the things I've done I'd have been caught by now.
80. Turned someone down = Yep. Poor guy. I heard he went into therapy and later shot down a bunch of people from a clock tower. Tragic.
81. Cried when someone died = Yes, I cried incredibly hard when both MY mom and my husband's mom died.
82. Fallen for a friend = Nah, that's just friends with benefits.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
83. Yourself = I believe I exist... is that what you mean?
84. Miracles = Yes.
85. Love at first sight = I'll get back to you on that one.
86. Heaven = Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
87. Santa Clause - He's real. I've had him over for dinner. Him and the wife are real characters, who knew they were so funny. I remember this one joke... well, not something I can share on a kid's site, but let's just say Santa isn't as wholesome as some people think.
88. Kiss on the first date = I've never kissed a boy in my LIFE!
89. Angels = Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Had more than one bf/gf?= All kinds. At the same time. Of both sexes.
91. What's the one thing you cannot live without? = Oxygen.
92. Had a crush on someone you don't know?= Oh, I'll get to know him. He has a tree outside his bedroom window... I've already got 4 months of notes. Just waiting for the PERFECT time to attack.... I mean INTRODUCE myself...
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = My daughter Paige.
94. What's one secret you have that not many people know? = Ok, it's a secret, but I trust you guys. I was born a man.
95. Did you sing today? = Oh yeah. Loud, proud, and probably annoying as hell, but I still sang!
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = Yeah, I'm a bad girl.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = I would go back to high school. For reasons that only God knows.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Jessica's bday party! He monkey in a tree hat was the hit of the show!
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody = I already am... so yeah, that'd be freaky if I fell in love with someone else...
100. Are you posting this as 100 truths? = No, I'm posting it as "Nothing better to do than THIS???".


Collecting red, purple and frozen roses!
13 years, 9 months & 14 days ago
13th Feb 2011 14:13

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Pepsi
2. last phone call = The president. He's always bothering me about what he should do next. Like *I* would know. He got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.
3. last text message = My 11 month old daughter. Geez, kids learn cell phones so early these days!
4. last song you listened to = I don't know but it was probably by Enya or Weird Al or something equally as weird.
5. last time you cried = Just now. I got a paper cut. Owie owie owie!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = Only my ex.
7. been cheated on = No. They know better.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Well, there was this one time... at band camp...
9. lost someone special = How do you "lose" someone? Like... at the mall or something? I once lost my sister at the Gap... we still haven't found her.
10. been depressed = YES!
11. been drunk and threw up = Oh a bunch of times.

FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Pink
14. Green

THIS YEAR (2011) HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Do invisible and imaginary count?
16. Fallen out of love = No, but I fell out of a speeding car.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes. I'd tell you why but it was a TOTAL had to be there moment.
18. Met someone who changed you = No, I'm not to confident with my body, so I tend to change myself. I would let them pick the outfit tho.
19. Found out who your true friends were = Friend is such a .... relative.... word.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Someone is ALWAYS talking about me. I'm THAT important.
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = I've kissed EVERYONE on my FB list. AT THE SAME TIME! Ponder THAT!

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Well, I know them all in a way... I mean there are the people I've met, the people I've stalked and the people who have restraining orders against me but I've changed my name so they don't know it's me.
23. Do you have any pets = My husband.
24. Do you want to change your name = I want to be named Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
25. What did you do for your last birthday = I was sick. I mourned the loss of another year gone by. I probably also cried myself to sleep. Maybe at some chocolate.
26. What time did you wake up today = 9ish.
What were you doing at midnight last night = Working the pole. Uh, I mean, sleeping... like ALL normal people would be doing. Duh.
27. Name something you CANNOT wait for = The next episode of Glee.
28. Last time you saw your Mother = 7 years ago before she died. **sad face**
29. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Just one? I couldn't possibly choose.
30. What are you listening to right now = Tom grind some sort of pepper into our dinner. Sounds like he may be putting to much but I won't say anything, because you know how the saying goes... too many cooks spoil the broth... or something, something...
31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = I happen to LIVE with a man named Tom. But we call him Mr. Bill.
32. What's getting on your nerves right now = I'm gonna go with a big fat EVERYTHING.
33. Most visited webpage = Facebook an Mara.
34. Where do you want to be right now? = On an alien ship being probed.
35. Nicknames = Jimi Jo Bob Sue, J Dawg, Jmilo and other names that I can't mention on a kid's site...
36. Relationship Status = Got a ball and chain.
37. Zodiac sign = Capricorn
38. Male or female? = **checks** Oh, female apparently.
39. Elementary? = My dear Watson?
40. Middle School = More than one.
41. High school = Amphi High. Rah Rah and all that jazz.
42. Hair color = I don't even know anymore.
43. Long or short = Kinda long. But sorta short long. In between maybe?
44. Height = 5'7" I'll crush you.
45. Do you have a crush on someone? = Crushing people is my specialty.
46. What do you like about yourself? = Well there's.... oh and.... but also.... you know... I can't think of a damn thing.
47. Piercings = 6 (Guess where???)
48. Tattoos = 9.
49. Righty or lefty = Right. I dominate.

FIRSTS :
50. First surgery = C section for my first daughter.
51. First piercing = Ears. Too young to remember tho, cuz trust me, that crap hurts!
52. First best friend = Andrea. I gave her a pencil in 4th grade and it was BFF at first sight.
53. First true kiss = Nick Gfeller. Wow.
54. First vacation = Disneyland, baby!
55. First crush = I think his name was Chris Botch... but I could be botching his name. Ahahahaha, get it? Botch? Botching his name? Oh you don't get it. NEVERMIND! Sheesh.

RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating = Nothing, but jambalaya is cooking, and if that's not ready soon, I'm gonna gnaw off my own arm.
57. Drinking = Pepsi. It's satisfying. Ahhh.
58. I'm about to = A beer bong?
59. Listening to = My baby whine. She's good at it. A pro, even. She could be like Guinness World Records good.
60. Waiting for = The world to end.

YOUR FUTURE:
61. Want kids? = I have 2 girls... I don't think I can give them back, so sure... I want them.
62. Get Married? = I'm already on marriage number 2, if this doesn't work, I'm going gay.
63. Career? = Medical Billing and Coding. Wow, I almost fell asleep just typing that.

WHICH IS BETTER:
64. Lips or eyes = Eyes. Cuz you an SEE with them. I'd rather SEE things that have to walk around licking things with my lips to see what they are. What if it was poo? That would be AWKWARD!
65. Hugs or kisses = Hugs. They have nuts. Heh. I said nuts.
66. Shorter or taller = Than who? I think I'm taller than Seth Green but pretty sure I'm shorter than the Rock.
67. Older or Younger = Again, than who? I'm older than Britney Spears, but younger than Ben Affleck. You gotta specify people!
68. Romantic or spontaneous = Spontaneously romantic!
69. Nice stomach or nice arms = Yes, I have both. I'm hawt.
70. Sensitive or loud = Yes, I'm both. I'm loud, but I'm very sensitive about it.
71. Hook-up or relationship = Hook up! Let's get this party started!
72. Trouble maker or hesitant = Trouble maker. People see me coming and go "Here comes trouble!".

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger = Depends. Do you mean someone who was stranger than me? Or someone who I'd just met? Either way yes.
74. Drank hard liquor = No, usually liquor is soft, otherwise I'd have trouble getting it down my windpipe.
75. Lost glasses/contacts = They are on my face so no I haven't lost them.
76. Sex on first date = Depends...
77. Broken someone's heart = I'm not important enough to break anyone's heart.
78. Had your own heart broken = Only a couple times. Like twice. Or a hundred. Whichever.
79. Been arrested = Nope. And you'd think with the things I've done I'd have been caught by now.
80. Turned someone down = Yep. Poor guy. I heard he went into therapy and later shot down a bunch of people from a clock tower. Tragic.
81. Cried when someone died = Yes, I cried incredibly hard when both MY mom and my husband's mom died.
82. Fallen for a friend = Nah, that's just friends with benefits.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
83. Yourself = I believe I exist... is that what you mean?
84. Miracles = Yes.
85. Love at first sight = I'll get back to you on that one.
86. Heaven = Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
87. Santa Clause - He's real. I've had him over for dinner. Him and the wife are real characters, who knew they were so funny. I remember this one joke... well, not something I can share on a kid's site, but let's just say Santa isn't as wholesome as some people think.
88. Kiss on the first date = I've never kissed a boy in my LIFE!
89. Angels = Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Had more than one bf/gf?= All kinds. At the same time. Of both sexes.
91. What's the one thing you cannot live without? = Oxygen.
92. Had a crush on someone you don't know?= Oh, I'll get to know him. He has a tree outside his bedroom window... I've already got 4 months of notes. Just waiting for the PERFECT time to attack.... I mean INTRODUCE myself...
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = My daughter Paige.
94. What's one secret you have that not many people know? = Ok, it's a secret, but I trust you guys. I was born a man.
95. Did you sing today? = Oh yeah. Loud, proud, and probably annoying as hell, but I still sang!
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = Yeah, I'm a bad girl.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = I would go back to high school. For reasons that only God knows.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Jessica's bday party! He monkey in a tree hat was the hit of the show!
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody = I already am... so yeah, that'd be freaky if I fell in love with someone else...
100. Are you posting this as 100 truths? = No, I'm posting it as "Nothing better to do than THIS???".



  1. Finally won the Lottery!
    19th Jun 2016 00:43
    8 years, 5 months & 9 days ago
  2. Pretty Pretty
    21st Oct 2015 16:28
    9 years, 1 month & 7 days ago
  3. Minipet Avatars...
    1st Sep 2015 08:31
    9 years, 2 months & 26 days ago
  4. Don't read this, you'll die of boredom.
    11th May 2013 14:51
    11 years, 6 months & 18 days ago
  5. RS Times
    1st Jun 2012 10:52
    12 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  6. Nothing better to do than THIS???
    5th Mar 2011 19:22
    13 years, 8 months & 25 days ago
  7. My Lovely Lysals!
    21st Feb 2011 18:47
    13 years, 9 months & 6 days ago
  8. Collecting red, purple and frozen roses!
    13th Feb 2011 14:13
    13 years, 9 months & 14 days ago
  9. My Adult Cakesters!
    12th Feb 2011 23:03
    13 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
  10. My Cakesters!
    12th Feb 2011 13:24
    13 years, 9 months & 15 days ago