Female comebacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Lolz

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You know when it's 2007 when.....

You Know You Live in 2007 When...

1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.
4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9] And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly.
12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD