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  1. Microwave
    5th Jan 2015 16:19
    9 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  2. 2012 Christmas Gifts Given & Donators
    1st Dec 2012 18:45
    11 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  3. 2012 Christmas gifts
    1st Dec 2012 18:08
    11 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  4. Key, Photo, Hieroglyphic and slate swap EPI
    14th Nov 2012 08:28
    12 years & 9 days ago
  5. Gourmet Food List
    22nd Oct 2012 17:04
    12 years, 1 month & 1 day ago
  6. Donators
    3rd Dec 2009 16:23
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  7. 2009 Gifts Given
    3rd Dec 2009 15:21
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  8. 2009 Christmas gifts
    3rd Dec 2009 13:56
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  9. female comebacks
    4th Jul 2009 12:44
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
Donators
14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
3rd Dec 2009 16:23

Kelsarah
Junious
Matmetchi
Masterthuyet

THANK YOU!!! You make this alot easier!!! If i forgot anyone im so sorry please let me know.

2009 Gifts Given
14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
3rd Dec 2009 15:21

Bagelgirl Grint Bow $1525
Wiild Glowing Shiny Egg 2425
Kelsarah Pink DNA 39025
Seriouslymad Lucifer 10024
Fruitsbasket136 Volcano treasure map 3 27000
Flongca Basil Poop 3875
Matmetchi Christmas Spork 7425
Jamie52797 Neptune #7 1100
dolphindreamer94 Love Chrystal 8700
Junious Hippow 3214
Ne0np1nk Hotcha #21 1280
Cvskatagirl Black bolimo photo 12025
sushigirl9898 Hercules 109007
Maddog98 Ziranek Easter Egg 10024
Djulia1234 Ash chrystal 6990
PoetKitty2005 love crystal 8803
Darkangell Dentist Ticket 92475
blackthorns Neptune #10 925
FirePonyGal37 Encyclopedia L 3243
tishalook Christmas Spork 6920
Vinilla Sequin Mini Skirt 138915
YunisUnis Fur Blouse 24015
loner1900 Skullington
tegan135 blonde hair dye 2825
MikAndKym frilly blouse 113015
AmarisDemetre Suede Dress 68020
CutiePie579 Female Ballet Shoes 5600
EvanAndMik female ballet shoes 5600



2009 Christmas gifts
14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
3rd Dec 2009 13:56

Please post here to get one and you might find something you have on your wishlist in your inventory. Please have multiple thing on your wishlist so you will be suprised and such. Please donate im not a millionaire and most people have some vanity items they would like. Lol. Alot of items i cannot or wont by YET because of price but i will try. Remember especially during Christmas season pay it forward and do something nice for someone else! Merry Christmas :].

female comebacks
15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
4th Jul 2009 12:44

Female Comebacks

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

  1. Microwave
    5th Jan 2015 16:19
    9 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  2. 2012 Christmas Gifts Given & Donators
    1st Dec 2012 18:45
    11 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  3. 2012 Christmas gifts
    1st Dec 2012 18:08
    11 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  4. Key, Photo, Hieroglyphic and slate swap EPI
    14th Nov 2012 08:28
    12 years & 9 days ago
  5. Gourmet Food List
    22nd Oct 2012 17:04
    12 years, 1 month & 1 day ago
  6. Donators
    3rd Dec 2009 16:23
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  7. 2009 Gifts Given
    3rd Dec 2009 15:21
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  8. 2009 Christmas gifts
    3rd Dec 2009 13:56
    14 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  9. female comebacks
    4th Jul 2009 12:44
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago