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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I ate
February------I bit
March--------I laughed at
April----------I kissed
May----------I hugged
June----------I sniffed
July-----------I danced with
August--------I sang with
September----I screamed at
October-------I slept on a
November-----I ran over
December-----I bashed up

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A grasshopper
2-------A piece of paper
3-------A pillow
4-------My Sister
5-------A worm
6-------A phone
7-------My school bag
8-------A
9-------my Best Friends Dad
10-------my Neighbor
11-------my Maths Teacher
12------- ELMO!!!
13-------a Fireman
14-------a Toad
15-------a Goat
16-------a Pickle
17------- your Mummy
18-------a Spoon
19------ - Duck
20-------a Baseball Bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Britney Spears
23-------a Noodle
24-------a Squirrel
25-------a Balloon
26-------my Sister
27-------my Brother
28-------an I-pod
29-------a Surfer
30-------a Llama
31-------A Homeless Guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm ah-mazing and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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Your Score!

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family (All of them)
[x] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 7

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[X] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 7

[ ] You have over 500 friends on bebo
[ ] You have pictures of yourself on bebo
[ ] Your parents let you have a bebo
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x]You Collect something normal.
[X]You look forward to going to college/university
[X]You don't wish you were someone else.
[X] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 6

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 5

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[X] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 8

Total over all: 33

times it by 3 = 99%

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

I currently have a "A" In life.
Post it on your blog!

[x] you own curlers
[ ] you own a straightener
[x] you have foundation
[ ] you have 3 different colored eyeliners (blue, black, brown)
[x] you have mascara
[x] you have a eyebrow brush
[x] you have a nail file
[ ] you have heat protection spray
[x] you have a hair dryer
TOTAL :6


[x] your room is purple or pink( both thank u very much)
[ ] you call yourself Barbie haha
[ ]you have blonde hair
[ ] you have blue eyes

I've Had 36 of 38 Blonde Moments

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
total=11

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total=6

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total=4

[x] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total=3

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total=6

Repost as "I've Had _ of 38 Blonde Moments

I have had 36 of 38 blonde moments and im a bru

Female Comebacks

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

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