[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total=11

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
totalr=6

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=5

[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses)
total so far=4

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=4

Repost as "I've Had 36 of 38 Blonde Moments"

36 :slight_smile:

1. Have you ever milked a monkey?
2. How do you milk a monkey?
3. What letter does your middle name start with?
4. How many toes do you have?
5. Do you shave the top of your feet?
6. When was the last time you cut your toenails?
7. If you were an orange, what would your name be?
8. Is the cup half empty or half full?
9. Who gave you that cup?
10. What the heck is a drama llama?
11. Pirate or Ninja?
12. When was the last time you blew your nose?
13. What is the saddest movie you've ever seen?
14. What is one movie that you can pretty much repeat line for line?
15. What is your favorite scene of your favorite movie?
16. Have you ever seen a shark for real?
17. How often do you masterbate?
18. Pudding or Jell-O?
19. Do you own any vinyl records?
20. Do you own a web cam?
21. What was your favorite television show as a child?
22. Do you plan to have kids?
23. If you were a king or queen, what would your number 1 rule be?
24. What is a cult of personality?
25. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
26. What is your favorite Disney movie/cartoon?
27. Have you seen The Labyrinth (the movie)? ((NO, not Pan's Labyrinth, David Bowie Labyrinth)).
28. What brand of toilet paper do you use?
29. What is your fetish?
30. What's purpose of a porpoise?
31. Have you ever been cow tipping?
32. If you could have a pet dolphin, would it be smarter than you?
33. Should Pluto be taken out of the planet category?
34. If Pluto isn't a planet anymore, will we have to rename Mickey's dog?
35. What species is Goofy?
36. What game systems do you own?
37. Have you been to a superbowl party?
38. What would your super hero outfit look like?
39. Do you know what a poop noodle is?
40. Do you know how old PFF is?
41. Did I confuse you when I said PFF?
42. Do you donate to people?
43. Can I ask you why?
44. Why?
45. Are there mountains in your area of the world?
46. Have you ever been to the ocean?
47. Have you ever eaten a worm?
48. Have you ever burnt a bug?
49. Have you ever saved someone from drowning?
50. Have you ever taken your pet swimming?
51. Why do monkeys pee in their mouths?
52. Who spanked the baboon's butt?
53. What was the last movie you saw?
54. What color are the socks you're wearing?
55. What color i