Hey!

These aren't really jokes, but they should make you smile =D

EVER WONDERED.....

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?



Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

AND.....



In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary... Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)



On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost"...
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????..)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)




On Boot's Child

Credit to Star (pinkdottedbow)!

Original:
http://www.marapets.com/blogs.php?entry=185723


STATS FOR NON LEs TO BE WORTH LEs

0-10 ??? baby stats, not counted
10+ ??? Daisy
10-15+ ??? Phanty, Poera, Oglue, Huthiq
20-25+ ??? Zoink, Kronk
30-35+ ??? Troit, Zoosh, Rusty, Mordo, Arinya, Gizmo
40-50+ ??? Ercuw, Lati, Dakota, Snookle, Sindi, Chibs, Quell, Nino, Tasi, Ike
55-65+ ??? Yuni
70-95+ ??? Viotto
150+ ??? Rofling

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LE PET VALUES
(more coming soon as makers come out)
Arinya ??? 2m
Chibs ??? 5.5m
Crikey ??? not released yet
Dakota ??? 4.5m
Daisy ??? 500K
Ercuw ??? 4m
Gizmo ??? 3m
Huthiq ??? 1m
Ike ??? 3.5m
Kronk ??? 2m
Lati ??? 4m
Mordo ??? 2.2m
Nino ??? 4m
Oglue ??? 1.2m
Phanty ??? 1m
Poera ??? 1.5m
Pucu ??? not released yet
Quell ??? 4.5m
Rofling ??? 30m+
Rusty ??? 2m
Sindi ??? 5m
Snookle ??? 5m
Tasi ??? 4m
Troit ??? 2.5m
Viotto ??? 9m+
Yuni ??? 8m
Zoink ??? 1.2m
Zoosh ??? 2.5m

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COSTUMES
When adding the value of the costume to the value of the pet...
-When finding the value of a pet, you use the cheapest way to make the pet, not necessarily the potion/costume/etc.
-You only count the costume value on a LE, when it comes to trading non-LEs, it's based on user preference.
-If that pet's species and color exists in a potion, you count it as just the value of the potion.
-If the potion is in AUs, you do not count the costume.
-If the costume/potion is worth less than 1m, you don't count it.
-You only count that pet's current costume (if it's worth 1m+), not all the costumes it's had.

Angel ??? 25m+
Anime??? 600k
Armoured ??? 3m
Baby ??? 35m
Balloon ??? 600k
Black ??? 600k
Blue ??? 600k
Bronze ??? in SS
Brown ??? in SS
Burnt ??? in SS
Camouflage ??? 8m
Checkered ??? 9m-14m
Cheese ??? 5m-10m
Chinese ??? 1.5m-2m
Chocolate ??? 1m+
Christmas ??? 850k-2m
Clown ??? in SS
Cotton Candy ??? 1m
Cowboy ??? 1m
Dark ??? 10m
Devil ??? 2m
Digital ??? 500k+
Earthfairy ??? 1.5m
Easter ??? in SS
Eleka ??? 1.5m-2m
Elf ??? 3m-5m
Emo ??? 600k+

I made this.

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Other reminder...

http://www.marapets.com/topics.php?id=2331449&fid=38&latest=1#2331449

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http://www.marapets.com/topics.php?id=2322874&fid=27&latest=1&a=1#20529955

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http://www.marapets.com/blogs.php?entry=266814